What are the worst movies you’ve ever seen? (1 Viewer)

[reinaert]

If anyone puts Heat on this list, it's coming to blows.

 

[BitterPill]

This has only happened once for me, I walked out on 1999's Sleepy Hollow (with Depp and Ricci)
Abysmal.

I walked out of Downfall.

The depression was so vivid, so all encompassing, I feared I might suicide on the way home if I'd stayed any longer.

I went see the movie since I am a fan of the late Bruno Ganz.

 

[markdc]

This has only happened once for me, I walked out on 1999's Sleepy Hollow (with Depp and Ricci)
Abysmal.

At the risk of inviting scorn and ridicule, I enjoyed Sleepy Hollow, though I fully grant that it won’t be making the Movie Hall of Fame anytime soon.
I wanted to walk out of Armageddon, but for reasons I will never be able to explain, my friend was enjoying it (and he paid for my ticket AND was my ride).

Mark

 

[reinaert]

But I am with Elaine on The English Patient.

Which is no dig on three of the finest artists currently working, Binoche, Scott Thomas and Dafoe.

As for so bad, it's good: Bitter Moon. Peter Coyote in a piggly gimp suit...

 

[markdc]

If anyone puts Heat on this list, it's coming to blows.

Heat is one of my all-time favorite crime films!
Should have been nominated for a shipload of Oscars. Way better than that year's Best Picture winner, Braveheart.

Mark

 

[Pound4abrown]

At the risk of inviting scorn and ridicule, I enjoyed Sleepy Hollow, though I fully grant that it won’t be making the Movie Hall of Fame anytime soon.
I wanted to walk out of Armageddon, but for reasons I will never be able to explain, my friend was enjoying it (and he paid for my ticket AND was my ride).

Mark

No scorn here. I usually really love both of them. But that movie, I dunno. Just a gigantic miss for me.

 

[markdc]

I walked out of Downfall.

The depression was so vivid, so all encompassing, I feared I might suicide on the way home if I'd stayed any longer.

I went see the movie since I am a fan of the late Bruno Ganz.

I loved Downfall! Thought it was a compelling and accurate depiction of the final days of the first Trump term.

Mark

 

[BitterPill]

I loved Downfall! Thought it was a compelling and accurate depiction of the final days of the first Trump term.

Mark

You are killing me.

 

[markdc]

But I am with Elaine on The English Patient.

Which is no dig on three of the finest artists currently working, Binoche, Scott Thomas and Dafoe.

As for so bad, it's good: Bitter Moon. Peter Coyote in a piggly gimp suit...

As a WW2 fanatic and staunch Anglophile, I loved The English Patient, though I grant that it should not have won Best Picture. Of the nominees, Fargo was way better, and there were other films from ’96 that were better than both of them.

Mark

 

[markdc]

You are killing me.

I strive to be a wise-ass, as I’m sure everyone on this forum has noticed by now.

Mark

 

[ataraxia]

In the category of "so bad it's good":

 

[MAGAnificent]

OK, we’ll have to agree to disagree. I thought the other too sucked ass.
What are your favorite movies that Eastwood directed? Here’s my top 10:
1.Letters from Iwo Jima
2.Flags of Our Fathers
3.Unforgiven
4.A Perfect World
5.Million Dollar Baby
6.Pale Rider
7.Hereafter
8.Mystic River
9.Gran Torino
10.True Crime

Mark

Favorites would have to start with "The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly". the spaghetti westerns made in Italy, "Two Mules for Sister Sara", and the Dirty Harry movies. I would follow that with "Outlaw Josey Wales. Letters from Iwo Jima, Flags of our Fathers, Pale Rider, and Million Dollar Baby.

 

[BitterPill]

I strive to be a wise-ass, as I’m sure everyone on this forum has noticed by now.

Mark

Me, too, and I surely appreciate, even admire, your endeavor in that regard.

 

[markdc]

Favorites would have to start with "The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly". the spaghetti westerns made in Italy, "Two Mules for Sister Sara", and the Dirty Harry movies. I would follow that with "Outlaw Josey Wales. Letters from Iwo Jima, Flags of our Fathers, Pale Rider, and Million Dollar Baby.

I don’t mean to be a jerk, but I was talking about movies that Eastwood only directed, not starred in. However, I like your list, and if we’re talking about movies that he starred in (and may or may not have directed), then here’s my top 10:
1.Unforgiven
2.A Perfect World
3.Million Dollar Baby
4.The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
5.In the Line of Fire
6.Dirty Harry
7.A Fistful of Dollars
8.Pale Rider
9.Gran Torino
10.True Crime

Mark

 

[SNOWFLAKE]

You watched 2000 Mules?

Poor guy, and Death of a Nation is a brilliant D.W. Griffith is a century-old masterpiece that exposed reconstruction for the evil it was.

MAGA.

NOT Birth of a Nation.

Death of a Nation.

 

[WorldWatcher]

There is only one clear choice.

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WW

 

[Uncensored2008]

What are the worst movies you’ve ever seen? Here’s my top 10:
1.I Spit on Your Grave (1978)
2.Battlefield Earth
3.Orgy of the Dead
4.Mac and Me
5.Eye for an Eye
6.Lady in the Water
7.Armageddon
8.Pearl Harbor
9.Batman and Robin
10.Streetfighter

Mark

I liked Pearl Harbor and Armageddon.

If a movie sucks, I turn it off.Most of these I've never seen, several I've never heard of.

Worst movies I've sat through?

1. Return of the Jedi
2. Ms. Marvel
3. The Happening
4. Blair Witch Project

 

[soap box]

Blues Brothers 2000

Blues Brothers 2000 - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

After John has passed away, a bad movie isn't the point in this one, it's just sad.
edit- I don't remember if I saw it all the way to the end

 

[MAGAnificent]

I don’t mean to be a jerk, but I was talking about movies that Eastwood only directed, not starred in. However, I like your list, and if we’re talking about movies that he starred in (and may or may not have directed), then here’s my top 10:
1.Unforgiven
2.A Perfect World
3.Million Dollar Baby
4.The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
5.In the Line of Fire
6.Dirty Harry
7.A Fistful of Dollars
8.Pale Rider
9.Gran Torino
10.True Crime

Mark

All good movies. As for movies Eastwood directed my favorites are: Flags of our Fathers, Letters From Iwo Jima, American Sniper, Sully, 15:17 to Paris, and Richard Jewell.

 

[markdc]

All good movies. As for movies Eastwood directed my favorites are: Flags of our Fathers, Letters From Iwo Jima, American Sniper, Sully, 15:17 to Paris, and Richard Jewell.

I want to see Juror #2. Heard that was good.

Mark

 

[noonereal]

Requiem For a Dream was pure misery porn.

This ansewer stunned me.
This movie is nothing short of a masterpiece.

Top 10 all time.

 

[noonereal]

What are the worst movies you’ve ever seen? Here’s my top 10:
1.I Spit on Your Grave (1978)
2.Battlefield Earth
3.Orgy of the Dead
4.Mac and Me
5.Eye for an Eye
6.Lady in the Water
7.Armageddon
8.Pearl Harbor
9.Batman and Robin
10.Streetfighter

Mark

Worst, Star Wars. It was so bad it kept me out of theaters for years after.

 

[VanceMack]

SO many bad movies out there...but the only movie I ever walked out of the theater on was Die Hard 2. Its not that I didnt have the expectation of seeing a typical Bruce Willis action type movie...but the technical advisor role should have been shot. Absolutely everything about the movie was so horrendously ludicrous that I cant even imagine that they DID hire someone to give technical advise.

 

[NolanVoyd]

I've always hated indestructible movie cars......driving down the sidewalk at 50mph in a sports car, running over parking meters and snapping them off ....if you hit one in reality at 10mph your car would be totalled and the chase would be over.

Beat car accident in a movie.