Want a Heinz ketchup smoothie?

[Chock Full o Nuts]

I loooove ketchup. In a smoothie, noooooooo.....

If Tomatoes are a Fruit, is Ketchup a Smoothie? HEINZ and Smoothie King Weigh In with First-Ever Tomato Ketchup Smoothie

Slightly sweet and tangy HEINZ Simply Tomato Ketchup elevates this classic fruit smoothie to delicious and refreshing new heights While everyone knows the age-old question “is a tomato a fruit or a vegetable?” recently, thousands have started asking, “if tomatoes are a fruit, is ketchup a...

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While everyone knows the age-old question “is a tomato a fruit or a vegetable?” recently, thousands have started asking, “if tomatoes are a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?”

The HEINZ Tomato Ketchup Smoothie blends sweet Acai sorbet, crisp apple juice, juicy strawberries, and tart raspberries with the unmistakable taste of HEINZ Simply Ketchup,

You were fine until that last part. Wife would probably drink it though. She likes smoothies and puts ketchup on all kinds of weird shit.

The look on this guys face tells me enough about the expected taste.

 

[anatta]

noooo. just no

 

[Slartibartfast]

That one would probably be a smoothie coming out about 8 hours later as well.

 

[Loulit01]

Yeah, no.

 

[Chock Full o Nuts]

I'm shocked by the no votes!

 

[Demon]

Nope. I don't even like tomato soup.

 

[OrphanSlug]

Um, no, thank you for asking.

In case you are wondering, I am also not interested in "wine" made from turpentine and rotten grapes either.

 

[Mr Person]

This is pricier than I remember, but I tell you *THIS* is real ketchup:

Primal Kitchen Unsweetened Organic Ketchup - 11.13oz

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I don't care about the organic part. But it is not only unsweetened but seems to use quality tomatoes. It tastes like you smashed up a tomato. None of this sugary tomato-adjacent flavor.

Don't even need to bother putting a tomato slice on your burger.

 

[Chock Full o Nuts]

Come on people. Someone here, near a participating location has to try one and report back! I would, but I'd have to drive to Chicago.

Heinz Tomato Ketchup Smoothie

To find one of our many stores nationwide, simply enter your zip code.

www.smoothieking.com

 

[Airyaman]

Come on people. Someone here, near a participating location has to try one and report back! I would, but I'd have to drive to Chicago.

Heinz Tomato Ketchup Smoothie

To find one of our many stores nationwide, simply enter your zip code.

www.smoothieking.com

WUT?



Hell no.

 

[Allan]

I loooove ketchup. In a smoothie, noooooooo.....

If Tomatoes are a Fruit, is Ketchup a Smoothie? HEINZ and Smoothie King Weigh In with First-Ever Tomato Ketchup Smoothie

Slightly sweet and tangy HEINZ Simply Tomato Ketchup elevates this classic fruit smoothie to delicious and refreshing new heights While everyone knows the age-old question “is a tomato a fruit or a vegetable?” recently, thousands have started asking, “if tomatoes are a fruit, is ketchup a...

news.kraftheinzcompany.com

You were fine until that last part. Wife would probably drink it though. She likes smoothies and puts ketchup on all kinds of weird shit.

The look on this guys face tells me enough about the expected taste.

 

[Demon]

We have a Smoothie King not too far from here. But it's in the save vicinity as an In-N-Out. If I'm in that area, guess which one I'm going to? So there will be no testing of this disgusting thing by me.

 

[Visbek]

Sigh

Yes, tomato is a fruit.

Not all fruits are sweet. How many people make lemon smoothies?

Apples are naturally rather bitter and often unpleasant to eat. We've selectively bred the apples that we find sweet.

 

[Chock Full o Nuts]

Sigh

Yes, tomato is a fruit.

Not all fruits are sweet. How many people make lemon smoothies?

Apples are naturally rather bitter and often unpleasant to eat. We've selectively bred the apples that we find sweet.

So that's a yes? You're game for trying one? Will wait for review.

 

[ASHES]

No thank you, but I will drink 10 packets.