Walmart Becomes Big Brother

[bicycleman]

WASHINGTON — Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Janet Napolitano today announced the expansion of the Department’s national “If You See Something, Say Something” campaign to hundreds of Walmart stores across the country—launching a new partnership between DHS and Walmart to help the American public play an active role in ensuring the safety and security of our nation.

1984 Arrives in America

That's good news. I will be sure to report all those non-English speaking Mexicans I see running all over the place every summer. Besides, how do I know they are Mexicans? They may really be Arabs since they all look alike to me.

 

[Patria Antiqua]

I hate Walmart, but I love the idea.

 

[Vincent]

"Excuse me, Wal-mart clerk, but there's an arab over at the sporting goods counter buying a knife and looking anxious. He's probably going to behead someone with it!" "Mr. Manager, there's a angry-looking guy buying a gasoline can! He's probably going to burn a house down with it!" "I saw two people talking quietly in the parking lot and looking nervous, maybe they're terrorists, call a SWAT team!"

Puh-leaze! This is pathetic.

 

[Z3n]

I see people being cheating out of full time benefits INSIDE Wal-Mart Janet, what do I do? Contact the authorities? How will they help?

 

[Manc Skipper]

Today's Walmart is an outpost of the Chinese empire...