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Two New DP Awards - Nominations Please.

jallman said:
How come everything tonight has to with something going into or coming out of my ***.

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Probably because you've taken to talking out of it, so that every word you utter is a further unwanted reminder of its noxious presence among us.
 
1069 said:
Probably because you've taken to talking out of it, so that every word you utter is a further unwanted reminder of its noxious presence among us.
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10, why are all these cats crowded around you like they're waiting at a fish market? Don't they know you have testicles?
 
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quatrotritikali said:
Well now...out of the asshole and into the sewage, eh? You are taking my post to the other extreme. Geez...I'm not talking about serial killers here, and you damn well know it.

You are a shithouse rat. Go back to the sewage you came from. But don't worry, you'll have good company...gipper, mc.dickweed, 1069.
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Ahem:

1) YOU are the one who wants to throw political correctness entirely out the window. Not me. I merely compared you to Jeffrey Dahmer, who also threw political correctness out the window.

2) YOU are the one who stated your wish to fuck a horse. Not me. Jeez, somebody who is into barnyard rape has the gall to call ME names? LMAO.

3) Quatrotriticale (you cant even spell the name properly, retard) - A food for a space alien. So, does your choice of a forum name mean that you want alien animals to eat you? Do you check them for STD's first? Guess what? Tribbles are not real. They are a byproduct of the imagination of a guy named Gene Roddenberry. You are out of luck on THAT sexual fantasy. I guess you will just have to stick to the horse.

But quatrotriticale does exist in nature, though. Sheep like it. They look a tiny bit like tribbles too. You can have one of THOSE give you oral sex, and fantasize that you are having sex with a space alien. Better yet, you should start taking your meds again, and forget all this silliness.
 
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jallman said:
10, why are all these cats crowded around you like their waiting at a fish market? Don't they know you have testicles?
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I'll have yours, you don't watch yourself.
 
Jesus...this thread deserves some Samwell.

[GOOGLE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ3Zt8dJrPA&feature=related[/GOOGLE]
 
danarhea said:
3) Quatrotriticale (you cant even spell the name properly, retard) - A food for a space alien. So, does your choice of a forum name mean that you want alien animals to eat you? Do you check them for STD's first? Guess what? Tribbles are not real. They are a byproduct of the imagination of a guy named Gene Roddenberry. You are out of luck on THAT sexual fantasy. I guess you will just have to stick to the horse.
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I thought he was trying to spell "quatroroadkill". :2razz:
 
JeffMerriman said:
Jesus...this thread deserves some Samwell.

[GOOGLE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ3Zt8dJrPA&feature=related[/GOOGLE]
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I didn't think it could possibly get any more horrifying than seeing poor little Butters coerced into that the other night. :shock:
 
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danarhea said:
Damn, I thought 10 was only green between her legs. That is one hell of a serious infection there. LOL.
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Oh.
My.
God.

I just figured it out...it's the syphillis that makes her insane. :doh
 
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danarhea said:
Boogie in your butt - Eddie Murphy has himself a winner, except the song could use a lot more slap on the bottom end. :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
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You are on a bagel tonight!!! :mrgreen:
 
Samwell wins the butt wars period.


WAR SAMWELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
If jallman and Hatuey were to have a kid...it would be Samwell.
 
:prof Apparently, both this thread and the "Sorry, this forum's a joke" thread have morphed into discussions about tampons, masturbation, love children, odd mating habits, and jallman's ***. Quite appropriately this is a human bonding coping skill, often demonstrated after a period of extreme tension and fighting, used in order to reduce the pressure of a previously intense situation, re-establish relational patterns, re-form the group, and repair damage that was done, through humor and primitive play. An excellent healing exercise, it shows the underlying strength and resilience of the group. It is somewhat similar to, in theoretical presentation to bonobos throwing poo at each other after a fight, though there is little empirical evidence to back this theory up.

It is nice to see the children playing nice, again. Please continue with your poo throwing.

:mrgreen:
 
CaptainCourtesy said:
:prof Apparently, both this thread and the "Sorry, this forum's a joke" thread have morphed into discussions about tampons, masturbation, love children, odd mating habits, and jallman's ***. Quite appropriately this is a human bonding coping skill, often demonstrated after a period of extreme tension and fighting, used in order to reduce the pressure of a previously intense situation, re-establish relational patterns, re-form the group, and repair damage that was done, through humor and primitive play. An excellent healing exercise, it shows the underlying strength and resilience of the group. It is somewhat similar to, in theoretical presentation to bonobos throwing poo at each other after a fight, though there is little empirical evidence to back this theory up.

It is nice to see the children playing nice, again. Please continue with your poo throwing.

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You mind not bogarting that joint? Where the hell do you come up with this?

Stop shrinking my head. :lol:
 
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