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How could you live without it ?Trump to sign order making English the official U.S. language
of Course ! Immediately, hurry on! I think next bill will declare speaking unofficial lang a crime!And this will do...what?
If I hear someone speaking Spanish or another non-English language, do I call the cops?
Chickens don't speak English, not even the ones born here.That should bring down the price of eggs.
Indeed. Think of all the savings not having to print "huevos" on egg cartons.That should bring down the price of eggs.
How does this encourage it? Do you get an award if you learn English? Maybe a bronze card instead of a gold one?Encouraging the development of English language skills is a good thing.
And this will do...what?
Trump’s designation will allow federal agencies to maintain their current policies and continue to provide documents and services in other languages. But it “encourages new Americans to adopt a national language that opens doors to greater opportunities,” according to the fact sheet.
If I hear someone speaking Spanish or another non-English language, do I call the cops?
Everyone who demonstrates proficiency gets a MAGA hat, a carton of eggs, and a Cybertruck (used).How does this encourage it? Do you get an award if you learn English? Maybe a bronze card instead of a gold one?
He will rename the language. It's gonna be called 'American'.Congratulations, gentlemans and ... lady! !! You've got an official language right now!
How could you live without it ?
But why ENGLISH ? It's strange. He could pick Russian, why not ?
Or .... Ukrainian !
Imagine : From now on Ukrainian MOVA is official language of the United States of America! Sounds great!
Indeed. Think of all the savings not having to print "huevos" on egg cartons.
So you live near the Gulf of America, and are allowed to speak American. What else do you need ????He will rename the language. It's gonna be called 'American'.
It remains to be seen if this change will encourage more immigrants to learn more English. If it does, that's a good thing.How does this encourage it? Do you get an award if you learn English? Maybe a bronze card instead of a gold one?
Well, the eggs not so much. If you want to go the gender neutral route in Spanish, then it would be "hueves".Hmm… why not “huevas”, since few things are more female than eggs?
"Do you speak Covfefe?"He will rename the language. It's gonna be called 'American'.
It is al. Red meat for the red hatsThat should bring down the price of eggs.
Wow! What a silly thing to say. As of 2023, 78% of the US population speaks only English at home. English is the most widely spoken language in the United States, and is the official language in 32 states and all US territories. Although 22% of U.S. residents report that they speak a language other than English at home, only 8.4% of these same residents speak English less than "very well"Congratulations, gentlemans and ... lady! !! You've got an official language right now!
How could you live without it ?
But why ENGLISH ? It's strange. He could pick Russian, why not ?
Or .... Ukrainian !
Imagine : From now on Ukrainian MOVA is official language of the United States of America! Sounds great!
This is the kind of performative stuff the MAGAverse sees as "getting so much done". I don't think I'd hire the MAGAverse to discern real work from busy work.How does this encourage it? Do you get an award if you learn English? Maybe a bronze card instead of a gold one?
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