What's there to talk about? You're here to troll. I'm OK with that, I can beat you there too, with the same facts that I could use to beat you in a more serious debate.
1) Trump's threat before request tactics are common thuggery.
2) We can't hurt each other without hurting ourselves, so trade wars and punitive tariffs are stupid, and would only be taken on by Canada if that dumb ass Donald Trump gives us no other option.
3) Only a worthless piece of shit would continue to insult their greatest allies and trade partners, and only worthless pieces of shit would applaud him for it.
4) The same worthless pieces of shit that applaud him for it are currently cheering for a guy that's walking back his promises before even taking a stab at them, making them gullible pieces of shit that look more ridiculous the more they troll.
5) The wildly inflated accusations against Canada are more food for ridiculous, gullible pieces of shit, rather than anything supported by statistics.
6) Despite that, Canada would have, and likely still will, work with Trump on these issues, not because we are weak, not because he's some stable genius who excels at diplomacy and leadership, but because doing so is in our best interests as well, making this entire stupid troll fest, and the resulting blow to the perception of intelligence to be found among the previously mentioned ridiculous, gullible pieces of shit, entirely unnecessary.
So. What would you like to talk about?