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Those crazy polite Canadians.

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Lawsuit Claims Winnipeg Grocer Interrupted Man’s Criminal Lifestyle With Some Impolite Hammer Therapy​


WINNIPEG, Manitoba — A local man with more convictions than job applications is suing a grocery store after a spontaneous group therapy session with eight employees, a claw hammer, and Canada’s loosest interpretation of a citizen’s arrest left him with long-term injuries and no further interest in hot-wiring vehicles. Try saying that out loud without passing out.

This just had me laughing so hard I hurt...
 
Fun read....
 
Only trouble with this thread is that there exists members of a certain demographic who won't read what is in the link and will only go by the title and therefore miss out on the part within the link that says.........

Disclaimer: This article is based on actual news from the real world – honestly! However, it has been sprinkled with a healthy dose of satire.
This story is based on fully factual news, but if we got it wrong, blame these guys, we’re just here to make it funny.
 
Bum said:

Lawsuit Claims Winnipeg Grocer Interrupted Man’s Criminal Lifestyle With Some Impolite Hammer Therapy​


WINNIPEG, Manitoba — A local man with more convictions than job applications is suing a grocery store after a spontaneous group therapy session with eight employees, a claw hammer, and Canada’s loosest interpretation of a citizen’s arrest left him with long-term injuries and no further interest in hot-wiring vehicles. Try saying that out loud without passing out.

This just had me laughing so hard I hurt...
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Excellent sans entertaining writing.
 
Bum said:

Lawsuit Claims Winnipeg Grocer Interrupted Man’s Criminal Lifestyle With Some Impolite Hammer Therapy​


WINNIPEG, Manitoba — A local man with more convictions than job applications is suing a grocery store after a spontaneous group therapy session with eight employees, a claw hammer, and Canada’s loosest interpretation of a citizen’s arrest left him with long-term injuries and no further interest in hot-wiring vehicles. Try saying that out loud without passing out.

This just had me laughing so hard I hurt...
Click to expand...

Hilariously written article!

Winnipeg is my hometown.
 
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Rather than sue, the career criminal should demand all manner of public assistance available. After all, the ‘hammer therapy’ appears to have rendered him (permanently?) disabled.

Canada Disability Benefit - Canada.ca

The Canada Disability Benefit is a monthly payment for working-age persons with disabilities who have low income
www.canada.ca www.canada.ca
 
Not ALL Canadians are "crazy polite"....ask me how I know?
 
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