The mindless, meaningless, not insulting but really stupid thread response.

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"It all happened on the wrong side of the Lake!"

 

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Seems Huge!

First Atlantic Nickel - Breakthrough Discovery of Ultra-Rare Nickel Alloy in the Atlantic Could Break China's Stranglehold

First Large-Scale Awaruite Discovery in the Atlantic Could Provide a Large Scale Source of Nickel Without Smelters

tomorrowinvestor.com

The question is, how does 1000's of tons come up "1000's feet under an ocean surface."
Drill and suck they say. Awesome sucking machinery on the horizon. "It sucks really great," they said!

 

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Put me on a highway, take me to the limits, show me a sign and a large bucket of Chicken!

 

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[Fearandloathing]

MSN

Jupiter failed to become a star. Venus failed to be the Lady of the Morning. Mars failed to support life and be a mother. Sci-Fi is B.S.

you obviously missed the "fi" part as in FICTION.

And there were never any little green men or flying saucers or giant Venusian women

 

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"They've named me an Angel."


"My parents were research scientists. Me and My twin brother; me they named Angel, he's named Control!"

 

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Ohh! I have the best mommmy and dadddy!

 

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Sonny is a character and decent as long as he gets what he wants!

Sonny says it all was so unfair, just to get into a picture, what he had to go through!

 

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If you had come back to my state Charlie I would have voted for you.
Carry on with eternal life Charlie.

 

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Travel across Eternity Charlie knowing you will be missed.

 

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I'm a flight attendant and I asked a passenger if he would like dinner"


"What are my Choices?"


Yes or No, I then quit my job because of the paperwork.

 

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"I applied for a job here, did I get it?"

 

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"I thought I was invited for lunch!"


"If you got an itch you scratch it don't cha?"

 

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"So, what's the sound system like?"


"What did you say?"

 

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How do you figure Xmas is like another day at the office?

You do all the work and some fat guy in a Suit gets all the credit!

The guy flies into an uncontrolled rage and kicks a steel pipe,
suffers a heart attack and drops dead on the floor..

It's a Plumber says the Parrot to the LEO.
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If you ever ride with a stranger and he insists on taking all the shortcuts
he most likely is a Barber!

 

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"I was in the Dirt Track Race until the 3rd Lap!"


I didn't know French Pancakes caused the Crepes!

 

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We've got a Half of Half discounted sale here now!"

 

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