George_Washington
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As you know, for over 200 years, the name George Washington has always been associated with honor, integrity, leadership, and greatness.
Now, I plan on extending my magnificent reputation even further. Ever since I've come back here to Earth, I've had a burning desire to do something to help people. I read my first issue of Playboy and...
...I felt something.
That is why I have created the, "Annual George Washington Playboy Scholarship Fund."
I remember that several months ago, I was reading an article in a magazine about how former out of work playboy centerfolds didn't have the money to go to college. When I read about this, my heart broke. I had to help these poor girls. I just had to.
I couldn't help myself. :mrgreen:
So that's why I've started this program, to help provide money to our former centerfolds. I know what it's like to do without money. Back in the 1700's we didn't have nearly the modern lurxuries that you guys have.
By donating money to the Annual George Washington Playboy Scholarship Fund, you will help a former out of work Playboy Centerfold go to the University of her choice and have a warm place to stay for the night...
...in my apartment. :mrgreen:
You see, I just love giving of myself to other people...
...especially when that person is female with long legs and near perfect measurements.
Ahem, anyway, we're running a special promotional offer right now. If you give a pledge of just $5000 before August 1, a portion of those funds will go towards the Beverly Hills plastic surgeons that helped to give these former centerfolds their boobs, chins, and lips.
Just think how much better you'll be able to sleep at night knowing that the money you gave will help a wealthy plastic surgeon in LA finally be able to afford those rare, steel hubcaps he's always wanted for his Porsche. What could be more satisfying?
So please give to the Annual George Washington Playboy Scholarship Fund. Because these former centerfolds are people too and they just want a chance at an education like everyone else. I promise you that I will take very, very good care of these centerfolds and treat them just like they were my own sisters...
...and then some. :mrgreen:
So please give today, thank you very much.
Now, I plan on extending my magnificent reputation even further. Ever since I've come back here to Earth, I've had a burning desire to do something to help people. I read my first issue of Playboy and...
...I felt something.
That is why I have created the, "Annual George Washington Playboy Scholarship Fund."
I remember that several months ago, I was reading an article in a magazine about how former out of work playboy centerfolds didn't have the money to go to college. When I read about this, my heart broke. I had to help these poor girls. I just had to.
I couldn't help myself. :mrgreen:
So that's why I've started this program, to help provide money to our former centerfolds. I know what it's like to do without money. Back in the 1700's we didn't have nearly the modern lurxuries that you guys have.
By donating money to the Annual George Washington Playboy Scholarship Fund, you will help a former out of work Playboy Centerfold go to the University of her choice and have a warm place to stay for the night...
...in my apartment. :mrgreen:
You see, I just love giving of myself to other people...
...especially when that person is female with long legs and near perfect measurements.
Ahem, anyway, we're running a special promotional offer right now. If you give a pledge of just $5000 before August 1, a portion of those funds will go towards the Beverly Hills plastic surgeons that helped to give these former centerfolds their boobs, chins, and lips.
Just think how much better you'll be able to sleep at night knowing that the money you gave will help a wealthy plastic surgeon in LA finally be able to afford those rare, steel hubcaps he's always wanted for his Porsche. What could be more satisfying?
So please give to the Annual George Washington Playboy Scholarship Fund. Because these former centerfolds are people too and they just want a chance at an education like everyone else. I promise you that I will take very, very good care of these centerfolds and treat them just like they were my own sisters...
...and then some. :mrgreen:
So please give today, thank you very much.