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The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time

You could fill half that list up just from Full Metal Jacket.

They also missed one of the greatest lines of all time.

"You shut your fat ass Raymie. I can't buy a pack of smokes without running into nine guys you've ****ed"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=774JiSMWdQQ
 
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They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon in my mess hall, Snowball.

You're definitely right. FMJ is the alpha and omega of derogatory humor.
 
this movie is filled with them ... here is my favorite:


this one may be less PC (if that is possible):
 
Those are all GREAT movies! Love Python :2razz: But As Good As It Gets is a classic. One of the best movies EVER! :mrgreen:
 
Clockwork Orange:

"Well, well, well. If it isn't fat, stinking billy goat Billyboy. How art thou, thou gloppy bottle of cheap chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly, thou."

:lol:
 
It's not from a movie, but unscripted is better anyway.

 
 
independent_thinker2002 said:
It's not from a movie, but unscripted is better anyway.

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When I waited tables we had customers like that every once in a while, called them "professional complainers" they in essence won't be happy with anything you do and may even be looking for a comp. It wasn't even worth trying to make them happy because they were just going to find something else to give you a headache over and can ruin a new employee's night instantly. After a while you just learned to walk away, find cover, flip 'em the finger and mouth "yeah, well **** you too buddy".
 

The best way to end it quickly is to ask them what they want. If you can't do it say so and tell them what you can do. If they don't accept tell them that's the best you can do for them right now and walk away.
 
independent_thinker2002 said:
The best way to end it quickly is to ask them what they want. If you can't do it say so and tell them what you can do. If they don't accept tell them that's the best you can do for them right now and walk away.
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Exactly. My favorite was a lady that sent a premium martini back for being done wrong, the bartender recognized her, took a coctail straw, swirled once and sent it back. We laughed for an hour when she said that the unchanged drink was how you do a martini.
 
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