Hoot
DP Veteran
- Joined
- Dec 8, 2004
- Messages
- 1,686
- Reaction score
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- Location
- State of Confusion
- Gender
- Male
- Political Leaning
- Slightly Liberal
One day I found myself having to obtain the signature of a secretary in a business office.
She hemed and hawed and wasn't sure about whether she should sign the paperwork...she would not make up her mind!
As I was pushed for time that day, I gently said she didn't have to decide today, but if she wanted a copy of the paperwork, I needed her signature.
"Well..gee...err...ahh...I don't know what to do?" bemoaned the secretary.
Finally, I became a little 'quick' with her indecision and said...
"Look...either sign the paperwork, or I'll have to leave."
At that moment, her boss overheard the conversation and abruptly butted in and rudely said...
"Excuse me...do you get paid to be an asshole?"
With my usual quick wit I replied...
"Why? Are you hiring again here?"
True story! LOL!
She hemed and hawed and wasn't sure about whether she should sign the paperwork...she would not make up her mind!
As I was pushed for time that day, I gently said she didn't have to decide today, but if she wanted a copy of the paperwork, I needed her signature.
"Well..gee...err...ahh...I don't know what to do?" bemoaned the secretary.
Finally, I became a little 'quick' with her indecision and said...
"Look...either sign the paperwork, or I'll have to leave."
At that moment, her boss overheard the conversation and abruptly butted in and rudely said...
"Excuse me...do you get paid to be an asshole?"
With my usual quick wit I replied...
"Why? Are you hiring again here?"
True story! LOL!