Onion Eater
Well-known member
- Joined
- Jun 28, 2008
- Messages
- 753
- Reaction score
- 139
- Location
- Scottsdale, AZ
- Gender
- Male
- Political Leaning
- Libertarian
Spreading the seed, that's my only creed,
No plans to get married – I'm in it for fun!
They call me a cad, but I thinks it's really rad,
To have knocked up every girl under the sun.
“I love you” I say, to a different girl every day,
Little Victors are now as thick as sewer rats.
My progeny can be found, in towns all around,
But don't think I'm going to feed all those brats!
“How will I pay my rent?” each girl does lament,
With tears in her eyes as she tells her sad story.
I'm to house these bitches? On my meager riches?
There are so many girls now, I'd need a dormitory!
I have a vision - you could even call it my mission,
Impregnating girls left and right, that's my game.
A millennium hence, linguists will try to make sense,
Of how Victor became the most common name.
Click here for more of my poetry.
No plans to get married – I'm in it for fun!
They call me a cad, but I thinks it's really rad,
To have knocked up every girl under the sun.
“I love you” I say, to a different girl every day,
Little Victors are now as thick as sewer rats.
My progeny can be found, in towns all around,
But don't think I'm going to feed all those brats!
“How will I pay my rent?” each girl does lament,
With tears in her eyes as she tells her sad story.
I'm to house these bitches? On my meager riches?
There are so many girls now, I'd need a dormitory!
I have a vision - you could even call it my mission,
Impregnating girls left and right, that's my game.
A millennium hence, linguists will try to make sense,
Of how Victor became the most common name.
Click here for more of my poetry.