Soccer match postponed after players child bites refs testicle

[Chock Full o Nuts]

German Soccer Player's Child Bites Referee's Crotch Forcing the Game to Be Canceled

A German soccer match was postponed after the referee was bitten in his testicle by a young child later identified as the son of a football player.

people.com

Referee Stefan Kahler was reportedly conducting his routine pre-game checks of the players' passports when a "small child" who was on the field "doing gymnastics" gave him a "sharp" bite on his left testicle.

The young child was later identified as the son of a player on the Taxi Duisburg football team.

Sounds like dad didn't like some calls from that ref previously. "Hey boy, I want you to..."

Watch out for that kid!

 

[Minerva]

Do I find irony in the OP's name and topic?

 

[Allan]

Watch out for that kid!

He has a Mike Tyson poster in his bedroom.

 

[ElChupacabra]

That is some really weird stuff right there. It would be bad enough had he punched the ref in nuts, but bite his nuts?

 

[SenorXm/Sirius]

That definitely deserves a red card..

 

[MaryP]

That is some really weird stuff right there. It would be bad enough had he punched the ref in nuts, but bite his nuts?

Something is amiss there.

 

[ElChupacabra]

That definitely deserves a red card..

Well played.