First you indicate having no historical knowledge in that you cannot discern Canada having the name, with its citizenry being called Canadians by everyone within the commonwealth, including the British, while still being within British rule. So that silliness of “Canadians’ only claiming the sacking of your capital when convenient or desirable is kinda oxymoronic.
So, when exactly is your treacherous, malicious, deceitful, snobbish, arrogant, condescending, narcissistic, paranoid, always-needing-an-enemy, anti-American country going to sever ties with us again?
Next up is your “wet dream’ of having bombed Canadians out of existence while giving no thought to how anyone with any brains would contemplate that being in any way possible given Canada’s size in comparison to the country you attempted your Rolling Thunder experiment in genocidal ambition.
The reason why we failed in Vietnam is because we didn't invade the north and we didn't kill all the creatures because they've got powerful allies. Who are your powerful allies? Who's going to run to your aid? China? Russia?
And you knew that we were committing genocide and yet your gREaT and beNEvOleNt country didn't do anything? Great and benevolant my anus.
Maybe you'll want to start building up those forts and start setting up land minds along the border, eh?
Nobody to resist you assumes too many impossible, unobtainable results so as to be absurd in the extreme.
If you kill all the creatures, there'll be no one to resist.
Do you think the world would just sit and watch while your already vilified nation attempts the largest resource grab in the history of the world? Is it your contention Canada would be simply sacrificed to American Imperialism without any resistance from other nations?
According to one of you, yes, the world will just sit by as we slaughter the creatures up north because we have enough nukes to either exterminate life on Earth or bring humanity back to the stone age.
You cannot possibly believe your stated fantasy being in any way achievable without your own country being set upon from all angles by a huge coalition of hitherto strange bedfellows.
We have nukes, so... nah nah nah nah nah.
Any student of history could disabuse you of such folly.
In the end you are nothing more than that wife who hates her husband, makes sure the world knows that she hates her husband, but when questioned why she hasn't divorced her husband... she turns into you.
And I don't care what any of you think. In the end, you are our enemies in sheep's clothing.
So, when exactly is your treacherous, malicious, deceitful, snobbish, arrogant, condescending, narcissistic, paranoid, always-needing-an-enemy, anti-American country going to sever ties with us again?