Yep, weeks worth of food in one cocktail. LOL
How ya doin, honey?
In my drinking days there was this: Tomato juice, light rum, egg and ice in a mixer....vitamin "C" loaded breakfast. Add a lemon and a stick of celery and you have the prevention of scurvy and fiber. It's astonishing that I contracted diabetes type 2 at 63.
Hello all, it is yet another boring day in the paradise of the Pacific, the gem of the Canadian Rockies, the....most expensive city in the known universe, know for chilly women and Hockey riots.
I have a sunburn on my face. This is of course, according to the people who also got too much sun yesterday, absolute proof of the disappearance of the ozone layer and the onset of global warming and ultimate doom of the entire planet this instant.
I immediately concurred with this assessment, indicating that in all my experience never before had I experienced a sunburn from five and half hours of unprotected and unbroken exposure to the sun's rays in northern latitudes.
It is pointless to argue these things, so I do what no man has ever done before and washed my face in vinegar twice before going to bed, and this morning have a nice tan.
Ah, yes, but then this is also a crowd who took offense at my joke....that God's best invention was woman, followed somewhere in line by the high heeled shoe, one of them saying "should I be feeling threatened in the workplace?"
To which I replied, "that is of course your choice. But there is no law, no Bible, book or basic tenet that says you have a right to be offended or that society must act on that offense. I however, have the right of freedom of expression as granted to me and every human being in Canada under the Charter of Rights and Freedoms, which also protects other ideas you likely disagree with. And I am extremely offended that you would attempt to remove that God given right, through implied censorship."
I shall be working on tanning more of my body today and wondering about what ever happened to grace, live and let live, and the freedom to laugh and smile without having to worry about who will TAKE offense? You see, I was raised in an all male family, and the people who taught me kindness and grace and manners and, "nice" were girls. Now their mind police in yoga pants....
What the hell happened to feminine?
