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Public Urination Attorneys in Michigan

JacksinPA

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Getting caught urinating in public can be very embarrassing, but having a criminal charge for indecent exposure is much worse. There are many circumstances when a person may be susceptible to being caught urinating in public. If you have ever tailgated at a college football game, then you may have found yourself amongst tens of thousands of people without an available bathroom in sight. In these situations, a person may be inclined to take their chances and relieve themselves in an area that seems otherwise inappropriate. However, if you are caught, then you could be facing serious charges of disorderly conduct, public indecency, or a municipal ordinance against public urination. You need an attorney for public urination to help navigate the criminal justice system.
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You don't want to get caught taking matters into your own hands in MI or anywhere else for that matter. Even in my community PU is usually on the weekly police blotter.

This must be big business in MI.
 
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Taking matters into your own hands could have serious consequences.
The only time I ever got "mugged," I was pissing in an alley. It wasn't that bad. We joked with each other, I handed him five bucks, and he left. "I don't want to have to rob you, man." "I don't want that, either. Here you go." He left, and I went back in and finished the show. I can't remember why I went outside to piss. Probably because I liked to be alone and have a smoke between sets. He didn't buy the slice of pizza that he said he needed the money for, but I didn't expect that he would. It was a good show, though.

For official purposes, the above story is fictionalized, and it never happened. I just heard it somewhere and made up the rest.
 
The only time I ever got "mugged," I was pissing in an alley. It wasn't that bad. We joked with each other, I handed him five bucks, and he left. "I don't want to have to rob you, man." "I don't want that, either. Here you go." He left, and I went back in and finished the show. I can't remember why I went outside to piss. Probably because I liked to be alone and have a smoke between sets. He didn't buy the slice of pizza that he said he needed the money for, but I didn't expect that he would. It was a good show, though.

For official purposes, the above story is fictionalized, and it never happened. I just heard it somewhere and made up the rest.
As always, Helix, you're in charge.

One night in London I relieved myself in a doorway. Two 'bobbies' were walking toward & stopped me. Passport, etc. 'Appalling,' one said eyeing my wake. But they let me crawl on to the next pub. This was in Whitehall. Since Maggie Thatcher's day, lots of police & CCTV. And 99% of the porn shops had vanished.
 
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As always, Helix, you're in charge.

One night in London I relieved myself in a doorway. Two 'bobbies' were walking toward & stopped me. Passport, etc. 'Appalling,' one said eyeing my wake. But they let me crawl on to the next pub.
In London, I pissed inside. Much better bathrooms. I don't think that I got pissed, but I did have a few pints, and I bought vodka at the Tesco.
 
In London, I pissed inside. Much better bathrooms. I don't think that I got pissed, but I did have a few pints, and I bought vodka at the Tesco.
Ah yes, the 'loo'. Easy to get that mixed up in Europe as in France it's the 'lieu.'

In Paris we ate dinner in an oldtime restaurant that translates as 'Roger the Frog.' The 'lieu' was ancient & consisted of only a hole in the antique porcelain floor. One of our American dates that I'd met that day at 'Les Invalides' went to the 'lieu' expecting a modern NYC john. She came back in a hurry, ashen faced. But another 20 minutes she went back to practice her squatting. As they say, travel is broadening.
 
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Ah yes, the 'loo'. Easy to get that mixed up in Europe as in France it's the 'lieu.'
London was great. If money and time hadn't been factors, I would have spent a lot more of both there.
 
London was great. If money and time hadn't been factors, I would have spent a lot more of both there.
I preferred Paris. Especially the Rue St Denis. If you saw Irma La Douce with Paul Lemon & Shirley McClain, the main set was copied from that ancient street, which was the red light district.
 
I preferred Paris. Especially the Rue St Denis. If you saw Irma La Douce with Paul Lemon & Shirley McClain, the main set was copied from that ancient street, which was the red light district.
Paris is on the list, but I don't know if I'll ever get there.
 
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