Speaking of which, I've never found corn in my nazis.walrus said:Thank you! I'll be here all the week, and don't forget to try the buffet.
walrus said:The Top Ten Similarities Between National Socialism/Nazis and Defecation/Feces
10. Both should be confined to the privacy of your own home. Educated people find either disgusting.
walrus said:Thank you! I'll be here all the week, and don't forget to try the buffet.
As to how pleased teacher would be, we'll see. We have already had one row on another subject.
There's a thread just for this kind of stuff you know...Androvski said:Teacher is a closet nazi fuc* he's rabidly homophobic,
My Libertarian logic has got you all fuc*ked up don't it?and at least with Aryan etc,I know where I stand.
If it came down to it I would grant Aryan no quarter and he would grant me none!
Teacher is a fuc*ing snide fascist Twat,
with a big fuc* off capital T!
That tells me you're paying attention. You're not a little closet Top ten reader like champs are you?
YOU BALD FUCIN CUN*
teacher said:And then we agree, now give us a hug.
Being a little nice to Ayran here aren't we? Let's call it like it is. Shi*t and Ayran.
Let's go the other way.
From Shangri-la. (Aka, that place where it's always fine to dog Nazi's).
Top ten differences between shi*t and Ayran Imperium.
10.When you flush Ayran he hangs on to the edge of the bowl. (Get a stick and poke him).
9.Shi*t is smarter.
8.Ayran's fun to stomp on.
7.Ayran's still alive, king shi*t killed it's self in a Berlin bunker in '45.
6.You're encouraged to leave Ayran in a city gutter. Shi*t you get fined for.
5.When you squeeze shi*ts head Aryan comes out.
4.Shi*t comes OUT of Hitler's dog.
3.Billo wont eat Ayran.
2.My monkey army won't demean it's self by flinging Ayran. (That's what catapults are for).
And the number one difference between Ayran Imperium and shi*t.
1.Shi*t smells better.
teacher said:And then we agree, now give us a hug.
Being a little nice to Ayran here aren't we? Let's call it like it is. Shi*t and Ayran.
Let's go the other way.
From Shangri-la. (Aka, that place where it's always fine to dog Nazi's).
Top ten differences between shi*t and Ayran Imperium.
10.When you flush Ayran he hangs on to the edge of the bowl. (Get a stick and poke him).
9.Shi*t is smarter.
8.Ayran's fun to stomp on.
7.Ayran's still alive, king shi*t killed it's self in a Berlin bunker in '45.
6.You're encouraged to leave Ayran in a city gutter. Shi*t you get fined for.
5.When you squeeze shi*ts head Aryan comes out.
4.Shi*t comes OUT of Hitler's dog.
3.Billo wont eat Ayran.
2.My monkey army won't demean it's self by flinging Ayran. (That's what catapults are for).
And the number one difference between Ayran Imperium and shi*t.
1.Shi*t smells better.
Trajan Octavian Titus said:That's the funniest ****ing thing I've heard in months. They took away your drawing privileges? I say we start a petition.
teacher said:Nah, they're stored in my desktop and I'm on my laptop. Need to make a CD. Picking on Ayran just isn't the same wthout drawings of Hitlers dog.
Trajan Octavian Titus said:Ya but they took away your attatchment priviliges this has settled it I'm starting a petition under the polls section.
teacher said:No, really, they didn't. I'm just on a different computer. Got all my drawings saved in the other computer. But what a poloring poll that would be.
Trajan Octavian Titus said:Oh ok I could have swarn I read in a couple threads back that your attatchment feature had been removed due to Aryans complaints.
teacher said:Yea, I wrote that in my TT of things you don't want to read on this site. Classic. Gives me a new idea though. Starting my own rumors.
Here's one:
galenrox and sissy-boy called off the wedding.
Originally Posted by walrus
Earlier today I made an offhand comment about the similarities between the tenets of National Socialism/Nazis and defecation/feces. Due to the warped vagaries of my mind, this thought stayed with me during my drive home. Therefore, I am now pleased to present:
The Top Ten Similarities Between National Socialism/Nazis and Defecation/Feces
10. Both should be confined to the privacy of your own home. Educated people find either disgusting.
9. Both should be kept well away from the mentally deficient. They are the primary consumers of both.
8. Both often produce hot, foul-smelling air with little other result.
7. When incompletely wiped away, both leave an irritating residue.
6. Feces is usually found clinging to the dirtiest, lowest, most disgusting parts of the body. National Socialism is usually found clinging to the dirtiest, lowest, most disgusting parts of humanity.
5. Nazis enjoy the company of others just like them. Most people are not offended by the smell of their own feces. You do the math.
4. Both share the ultimate destination of the cesspool.
3. Both produce poorly written slogans. However, the Nazis never came up with anything as clever as, "Here I sit all broken-hearted, came to **** and only farted"
2. Both primarily enjoy the company of turds.
and finally....
1. Both really freaking stink.
The above is lovingly dedicated to Aryan Emporium - Shalom to you my friend.
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