People on DP who are just too ****ed up to take seriously.

[bhkad]

How many times a day do you think about gay sex?

Whenever I see your name.

 

[bhkad]

Bhkad. King Of Noobs.

You do that one more time you Cock Sucker and I'll leave this place and not come back.

That's a promise.

 

[Thorgasm]

You do that one more time you Cock Sucker and I'll leave this place and not come back.

That's a promise.

I told you I wouldn't do it again. Ease up Hatuey, please. He makes good target practice. :mrgreen:

 

[Lerxst]

Looking like that would be your highest aspiration. You already probably have all the Gay guys around that you could ever want and yet no one of ANY orientation will screw you, so you think that this would get you some Gay dick action at least.

Hell, you even used a cartoon avatar trying to attract the under 18 crowd.

Or were you actually hoping for Roger Rabbit to do you?

:mrgreen:

Have you seen her picture? I'd hit that shit front, back, and sideways.

Just sayin'...then again I like fine *****.

(no offense AW)

 

[Lightdemon]

You suck, out back.

I wasn't really gonna say anything, but it's just so sad to see you like this.

You impulsively rely on sexual humor and your cute little words within words, like "HundredASSsity" "Zyph+elin" shIT", as if you actually think you're being clever or something.

And now you are just trying to get back at everyone by replying to all of thier posts with stupid little comments as if you were saying "That'll show'em."

I mean c'mon, man... You follow this with a crappy-*** picture of a loser lamp.

I just stole your car, set fire to your couch, humped your girlfriend, ate your last piece of pizza, drank your last beer, shit on your coat, called your father a dingle berry, smeared KY jelly all over your toilet seat, called the police and told them you were mean to me, broke your calculator, made a flip book out of your post-it notes, wrote obscene messages on your driveway in sidewalk chalk, mixed up all your dress socks so you have one navy blue and one black one, asked your priest to excommunicate you, rifled through your mail but didn't find anything interesting so I put it back, switched your calender with a 1998 one, changed your screen saver to the windows logo, switched all your clocks back 1 hour, licked all your stamps and put them on the ceiling of your stolen car, invited twelve stray cats into your place and watched them sit on the burning couch, ran up your long distance bill asking china if they really love white rice, played darts with your neighbor, I won, vacuumed your carpet then dumped the bag on your bed, set your bed on fire to watch the dust burn, it wasn't that interesting so I took a fire extinguisher and put it out, watched the couch burn some more cats, invited a stray dog over to chase the burning cats, got hungry again after eating your last piece of pizza so I ordered another one, its in your refrigerator but the doors still open, called your work and told them you died in a horrible gay experiment, and told the same thing to your dad.

And "You suck, out back"?? Yea, that'll show them.


Oh and dear god.....now you're smacking your own damn self.

I feel bad for you man, I really do. But Godammit! Stop being such a dumbass.

 

[Lerxst]

What's that matter with his beef? You gladly take everyone else's.

Okay, here we go. This is pretty good, you all must admit.

 

[Lerxst]

I think bhkad is suffering the same kind of metldown TOT did. His **** isn't even making sense now. Hmmm.....

 

[505]

lol, bhkad, I have never seen weaker smack in my life, ever. Keep trying though, it is quite hilarious to see you flinging second grade level shit.

Oh and thanks for taking a picture of your lamp for me. Daddy buy that for you?

 

[bhkad]

bhkad. King of Trolls.

I told you I would leave here if you did that **** again.

But I'll send you a towel to dry your wet back.

Nah, better yet, I'll have the INS send you and your greasy family back to the dirt shack they came from.

ICE, ICE, Baby.

:2wave:

 

[505]

And your Mom said she does, too.

So. Weak. :roll:

I hope you slip in the shower tomorrow morning, become paralyzed and drown in an inch of water you worthless motherfucker.

In fact that is too easy for a piece of monkey fuck like yourself...I hope you are laying in the water paralyzed, realize that you are about to drown, and get so scared that you soil yourself... that way you are in fact drowning in a combination of dirty shower water + piss + shit. That is how your family will find you....your lungs full of water and a deliciously tapered piece of shit in your mouth.

Have a nice shower tomorrow sweety...

 

[bhkad]

lol, bhkad, I have never seen weaker smack in my life, ever. Keep trying though, it is quite hilarious to see you flinging second grade level shit.

Oh and thanks for taking a picture of your lamp for me. Daddy buy that for you?

Daddy bought you some jeans, 505?

 

[Lerxst]

So. Weak. :roll:

I hope you slip in the shower tomorrow morning, become paralyzed and drown in an inch of water you worthless motherfucker.

In fact that is too easy for a piece of monkey fuck like yourself...I hope you are laying in the water paralyzed, realize that you are about to drown, and get so scared that you soil yourself... that way you are in fact drowning in a combination of dirty shower water + piss + shit. That is how your family will find you....your lungs full of water and a deliciously tapered piece of shit in your mouth.

Have a nice shower tomorrow sweety...

God damn...that shit is heinous!

:mrgreen:

 

[505]

Daddy bought you some jeans, 505?

13 minutes, to come up with THAT? Fucking amateur.

 

[1069]

13 minutes, to come up with THAT? Fucking amateur.

Why do I sense that the infamous "Dicks, ******s, and Assholes" monologue is imminent?

 

[505]

Why do I sense that the infamous "Dicks, ******s, and Assholes" monologue is imminent?

lol, definitely wouldn't bet against you.

 

[bhkad]

What did you report?

 

[505]

Ayyyyyyyyiiiiieeeeee.

Fuck you.



Reported.

https://tips.fbi.gov/



:2wave:

:2bigcry:

Fucking baby.

 

[Hatuey]

:2bigcry:

Fucking baby.

I wonder just what he's talking about. Did you know calling in a false threat is a federal crime bhkad? :|

 

[Thorgasm]

I wonder just what he's talking about. Did you know calling in a false threat is a federal crime bhkad? :|

Check your messages.

 

[505]

I wonder just what he's talking about. Did you know calling in a false threat is a federal crime bhkad? :|

:cheers:

Yes what on earth are you talking about bhkad?

 

[Hatuey]

:cheers:

Yes what on earth are you talking about bhkad?

I think all that Islamic Jihad stuff has gotten to his head. :2wave:

 

[Thorgasm]

I think all that Islamic Jihad stuff has gotten to his head. :2wave:

He's having Grand TOT seizures!

It's a meltdown of TOT proportions. :rofl

 

[Hatuey]

He's having Grand TOT seizures!

It's a meltdown of TOT proportions. :rofl

I bet you he's furious.....

 

[Thorgasm]

I bet you he's furious.....

You are probably gay now. :lol:

 

[505]

I bet you he's furious.....

The fact that he supposedly reported me to the feds for laying the smack down on him (in a thread dedicated for doing so, in which he also participated) is ban-worthy.

All in favor?

aye.

Needless to say, I won't be losing any sleep in fear of an agent knocking on my door... and if I do get a visit, when I show them the thread in question, I am sure that said agent will laugh just as hard as I have at some of the random shit in here. They will then have some nice charges against ol' bhkad for wasting their time with stupid bullshit when he couldn't stick up for himself.

Enjoy your stay in the pen you sack of excrement.