People on DP who are just too ****ed up to take seriously.

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I don't think anyone in the tavern is actually using it to peruse

Peruse what?
I just don't think we should let children in there, what with the semi-raunchy jokes and innuendo and shite.
And that goes double for down here.

 

[new coup for you]

what oft repeated mantra of mine might I respond to that statement with? (hint: it's not The Adults!)

I think we should ban people under 18 for our benefit not theirs.

And, more importantly, a age ceiling.

No one over 50.

 

[Thorgasm]

:yawn:

Warming up for work?

Good evening, friends.

Evening ma'am.

So, is IT done with his pathetic snivelling, or did somebody dial whine-one-one and summon the waaahmbulance to cart him away?

Not too bad, smackwise. I wasn't sniveling. I promised ugly. And look, here you are. :2razz:

Have we moved on to a more palatable topic than IT and his dead mother's rotting cooze?

Yes, we were trying to remember what fish smelled like before you started swimming.

Oh, the Tavern: you don't want guys under 25 in the Tavern because you feel sexually threatened by them, if I understand correctly?
You don't want Hatuey in the Tavern? Don't want New_Coup in the Tavern?
You get rid of the guys under 25, you can kiss all the women goodbye as well.
The Tavern will become a place where old geezers like Navy Pride, Stinger, and Utah Bill sit around playing pinochle and discussing the good old days, when welfare didn't exist and mexicans knew their place.

They would also discuss what fish used to smell like.

I still vote that we ban those under 18 from the restricted access parts of the forum, though; I vote that we make the Basement a restricted access section like the Tavern used to be. Make it invite only.
It would be safer for all concerned.

You have mistaken The Basement for a democracy. You'll just have to suffer through your lack of suffrage. I do agree that it would be safer for you. partier9 is gonna make you look bad.

How come you advocate kids under 18 getting pregnant and their pwecious wittle eyes can't view The Basement? Perhaps Lynn Spears can write a note for him.

 

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How come you advocate kids under 18 getting pregnant and their pwecious wittle eyes can't view The Basement? Perhaps Lynn Spears can write a note for him.

that's quite a good point

 

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Warming up for work?



Evening ma'am.



Not too bad, smackwise. I wasn't sniveling. I promised ugly. And look, here you are. :2razz:



Yes, we were trying to remember what fish smelled like before you started swimming.



They would also discuss what fish used to smell like.



You have mistaken The Basement for a democracy. You'll just have to suffer through your lack of suffrage. I do agree that it would be safer for you. partier9 is gonna make you look bad.

How come you advocate kids under 18 getting pregnant and their pwecious wittle eyes can't view The Basement? Perhaps Lynn Spears can write a note for him.

There's that sense of humor.
Glad you managed to extract your bunched-up panties from your arsehole whilst I was at work today. That lace must've been scratchy.
Somewhere, your mother is probably smiling.

 

[partier9]

Warming up for work?



Evening ma'am.



Not too bad, smackwise. I wasn't sniveling. I promised ugly. And look, here you are. :2razz:



Yes, we were trying to remember what fish smelled like before you started swimming.



They would also discuss what fish used to smell like.



You have mistaken The Basement for a democracy. You'll just have to suffer through your lack of suffrage. I do agree that it would be safer for you. partier9 is gonna make you look bad.

How come you advocate kids under 18 getting pregnant and their pwecious wittle eyes can't view The Basement? Perhaps Lynn Spears can write a note for him.

Please, what is so bad about down here. My school is about ten times worse than this place from what ive seen. Do you guys smoke pot down here, because if not my school makes this place look like a nice little church. How often do you swear, talk about sex, and talk about how some kids brother got busted for selling pot? So far not very much from what i see

 

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Please, what is so bad about down here. My school is about ten times worse than this place from what ive seen. Do you guys smoke pot down here, because if not my school makes this place look like a nice little church. How often do you swear, talk about sex, and talk about how some kids brother got busted for selling pot? So far not very much from what i see

want to know what felching is?

 

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Please, what is so bad about down here. My school is about ten times worse than this place from what ive seen. Do you guys smoke pot down here, because if not my school makes this place look like a nice little church. How often do you swear, talk about sex, and talk about how some kids brother got busted for selling pot? So far not very much from what i see

The thing is, we really can't treat you the way we treat each other.
There are laws against it.
The others- even the Cap'n- are deluded or misinformed if they don't think so.
I'm not worried about protecting you. I'm worried about being protected from you.
Your presence here constitutes a threat, unless we really, really watch what we say to you... which kind of defeats the purpose of having a Basement.
So you see. You don't belong here.
It's not about what you've heard or said or seen or done.
It's about the fact that the law says you're a child.

 

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But can he be a father, 10?

 

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But can he be a father, 10?

How the hell would I know. I assume it's within the realm of possibility. Ask him.

 

[new coup for you]

so he could be ready for fatherhood but not for dp?

 

[partier9]

The thing is, we really can't treat you the way we treat each other.
There are laws against it.
The others- even the Cap'n- are deluded or misinformed if they don't think so.
I'm not worried about protecting you. I'm worried about being protected from you.
Your presence here constitutes a threat, unless we really, really watch what we say to you... which kind of defeats the purpose of having a Basement.
So you see. You don't belong here.
It's not about what you've heard or said or seen or done.
It's about the fact that the law says you're a child.

How do you know im a child, as you so clearly pointed out i lied about everything in my hello thread. So you can't PROVE that i am a child you believe i am one. And i hope i'm not a father that would suck.

 

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so he could be ready for fatherhood but not for dp?

In my state, he could marry with his parent or guardian's consent.
But if he impregnated someone and chose not to marry her, his parent or guardian- not him- would be liable for paying child support until he reached his majority, at which point he'd be required to pick up the payments.

 

[new coup for you]

exchanging fluids doesn't make you a father, getting pregnant doesn't make you a mother. come on, you know this.

 

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exchanging fluids doesn't make you a father, getting pregnant doesn't make you a mother. come on, you know this.

Did somebody (here) claim it did?

 

[new coup for you]

you said 16 year olds can be good mothers in the Lynne Spears thread. If 16 year olds can be good mothers, it follows that could probably also be ok at posting on message boards.

 

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you said 16 year olds can be good mothers in the Lynne Spears thread. If 16 year olds can be good mothers, it follows that could probably also be ok at posting on message boards.

I'm sure 16-year-olds can be awesome smack artists.
I know this for a fact.
Whether or not a 16-year-old (or even a 14-year-old) might be "okay at posting on message boards" has nothing to do with the fact that the law- federal law- is pretty categorically not okay with adults engaging 14-year-olds in sexually explicit conversations over the internet.
It is not a huge stretch to imagine that they might consider this thread, for instance, to contain "sexually explicit" material.

 

[new coup for you]

are you that worried that someone is going to ask him for pictures of his jock?

 

[Thorgasm]

partier9, cover your eyes.

fuck you, Betty.:2wave:

 

[1069]

are you that worried that someone is going to ask him for pictures of his jock?

No, not really.
I'm worried that his mother is going to catch him here eventually, read this smut, and flip a bitch.
You're nuts if you don't think that could make things uncomfortable at best.
I'm probably just paranoid because of what happened to Sherman Austin, the webmaster of RaiseTheFist.com. My husband and I both used to belong to that forum, until the feds got Sherman.
Trust me, he didn't think it could happen either. Nobody does.
My theory is, better safe than sorry.

 

[new coup for you]

No! THE FBI WILL GET US NOW!!

God, we're already on their watch list after TOT told on us

 

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No, not really.
I'm worried that his mother is going to catch him here eventually, read this smut, and flip a bitch.
You're nuts if you don't think that could make things uncomfortable at best.
I'm probably just paranoid because of what happened to Sherman Austin, the webmaster of RaiseTheFist.com. My husband and I both used to belong to that forum, until the feds got Sherman.
Trust me, he didn't think it could happen either. Nobody does.
My theory is, better safe than sorry.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm going to need to know what happened with details.

Someone got "caught" by the FBI for letting kids read their dirty jokes?

Does anyone see why I hate parents?

 

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm going to need to know what happened with details.

Someone got "caught" by the FBI for letting kids read their dirty jokes?

Does anyone see why I hate parents?

No, Sherman was this 18-yr-old who had a political site called Raisethefist.
The feds raided his mom's house (where he lived), seized everything in it, arrested Sherman, and sentenced him to two years in the federal pen because someone (not Sherman) posted a rather vague and general description of how to build a bomb on the discussion forum. And then reported it, before Sherman had a chance to delete it. In fact, he never even saw it.
He was charged with "distribution of information related to explosives or weapons of mass destruction".
Even after he got out, he was on probation for three years, and was not allowed to own or operate a website.

 

[new coup for you]

Do you have actual proof that this happened?

 

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Do you have actual proof that this happened?

Yes.
I always have proof of everything I say.