No it isn't. There's no such thing as a "truly accurate translation" of the bible. Believing otherwise is nothing more than a wisp of smoke, rising from the end of an opium pipe. All translations are, by their inherent nature, inaccurate. ALL of them. And when you compound that with knowing the history of what versions of what books have been variously included, and excluded from the biblical canon, and when they were added or dropped, the whole idea of "accurate translation" becomes even more ludicrous.Why are more and more modern bible translations becoming more like the NWT? Why were those on the NWT committee decades ahead of today's top orthodox scholars? This video series explains this and more on how the NWT is truly an accurate translation. Yes! The New World Translation is a valid translation. A video series that looks into it!
All true. That said, Jesus and I have been collaborating on a revised, definitive version of the Bible that addresses all of these inconsistencies. We call it: Bible 2.0: Jesus x Phoenix Edition. It addresses many of the problems with the original, including the Noah family incest stuff, and of course that whole part about the dude who got swallowed by a fish. We've also introduced cross-over content to improve multiverse appeal; in Bible 2.0 audiences will be able to witness Jesus's character arc intersect that of Tony Stark. Finally and most pertinently, we're finally going to take care of that Jehovah fake news once and for all.No it isn't. There's no such thing as a "truly accurate translation" of the bible. Believing otherwise is nothing more than a wisp of smoke, rising from the end of an opium pipe. All translations are, by their inherent nature, inaccurate. ALL of them. And when you compound that with knowing the history of what versions of what books have been variously included, and excluded from the biblical canon, and when they were added or dropped, the whole idea of "accurate translation" becomes even more ludicrous.
Can your new addition please include the words of the US Constitution, a recording of Ethel Merman singing God Bless America, a paper pop-up page of President Trump, a copy of our 2nd Amendment, and an AI generated picture of a camel passing through the eye of a needle? Please? Pretty please?All true. That said, Jesus and I have been collaborating on a revised, definitive version of the Bible that addresses all of these inconsistencies. We call it: Bible 2.0: Jesus x Phoenix Edition. It addresses many of the problems with the original, including the Noah family incest stuff, and of course that whole part about the dude who got swallowed by a fish. We've also introduced cross-over content to improve multiverse appeal; in Bible 2.0 audiences will be able to witness Jesus's character arc intersect that of Tony Stark. Finally and most pertinently, we're finally going to take care of that Jehovah fake news once and for all.
Bible 2.0 is expected to be released in fall 2026. Please contact your bishop or deacon for more details.
The problem arises from trademarks and copyrights. Trump will undoubtedly bring a suit to get his cut. At the very least, he will license his name to bible 2.0 for ongoing royalties in perpetuity.Can your new addition please include the words of the US Constitution, a recording of Ethel Merman singing God Bless America, a paper pop-up page of President Trump, a copy of our 2nd Amendment, and an AI generated picture of a camel passing through the eye of a needle? Please? Pretty please?
Asking for a friend.
(I slay me!)
The only Bible worth studying is the KJV. The rest say what one sect or another want them to say.
The only Bible worth studying is the KJV. The rest say what one sect or another want them to say.
What sect was that ? You seem to know……What makes you think that the KJV doesn't say what the sect that created it wanted it to say?
What sect was that ? You seem to know……
The KJV has replaced the terms Sheol/Hades/Gehenna/Tartarus all with one term, hell, even though their meanings are something different...What makes you think that the KJV doesn't say what the sect that created it wanted it to say?
You clearly said that a sect created it……not that possibly or even probably….the burden of proof is on you…..otherwise it is an unsubstantiated assertion…..How do you figure that I seem to know?
Ask Loulit01. He seems to be the expert on the KJV.
Or, you know, use Wikipedia.
You clearly said that a sect created it……not that possibly or even probably….the burden of proof is on you…..otherwise it is an unsubstantiated assertion…..
But really, who do you imagine might have created it if not a sect, and why aren't you criticizing Loulit01 for also assuming that every bible translation is created by some sect?
A brief discussion on "Truly I tell you today you will be with me in paradise." Where can the "comma" be placed?
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