New Relationships and Wind Breakage

[Rexedgar]

Why do men find farting amusing and women not so much? Me and the missus were walking the dog this AM and she tried to slip a dainty fart out, I called her on it and she told me I was a teenager. I’ve been collecting SS for more than a few years, now.
When I was dating, I was always on my best behavior. I had been seeing one lady for about three months, when all of a sudden the urge hit me and I let ‘er rip. She told me that she had thought there was something wrong with me because I hadn’t broken wind in all that time.

After getting comfortable in a relationship, the masks come off. If you can still tolerate each other, you hang around.

 

[justabubba]

passing the smell test

 

[calamity]

Why do men find farting amusing and women not so much? Me and the missus were walking the dog this AM and she tried to slip a dainty fart out, I called her on it and she told me I was a teenager. I’ve been collecting SS for more than a few years, now.
When I was dating, I was always on my best behavior. I had been seeing one lady for about three months, when all of a sudden the urge hit me and I let ‘er rip. She told me that she had thought there was something wrong with me because I hadn’t broken wind in all that time.

After getting comfortable in a relationship, the masks come off. If you can still tolerate each other, you hang around.

I farted one morning shortly after consummating the relationship with my gf, long before she became my wife. Hell, I must have been two rooms away when I snuck it out. All I know is she yelled in surprise from across the house, "Did you just fart?"

 

[lurchadams]

Why do men find farting amusing and women not so much? Me and the missus were walking the dog this AM and she tried to slip a dainty fart out, I called her on it and she told me I was a teenager. I’ve been collecting SS for more than a few years, now.
When I was dating, I was always on my best behavior. I had been seeing one lady for about three months, when all of a sudden the urge hit me and I let ‘er rip. She told me that she had thought there was something wrong with me because I hadn’t broken wind in all that time.

After getting comfortable in a relationship, the masks come off. If you can still tolerate each other, you hang around.

While my ex-wife and I were dating, I let 'er rip the second time we spent the night together. I had show her what she'd have to be dealing with over the next 20 years

 

[Checkerboard Strangler]

Why do men find farting amusing and women not so much? Me and the missus were walking the dog this AM and she tried to slip a dainty fart out, I called her on it and she told me I was a teenager. I’ve been collecting SS for more than a few years, now.
When I was dating, I was always on my best behavior. I had been seeing one lady for about three months, when all of a sudden the urge hit me and I let ‘er rip. She told me that she had thought there was something wrong with me because I hadn’t broken wind in all that time.

After getting comfortable in a relationship, the masks come off. If you can still tolerate each other, you hang around.

I'd been with Karen for about a year and a half and one of her girlfriends stopped by with her hubby and we were out on the porch drinking beer and passing around a joint, cracking jokes and what not, when suddenly "other hubby" gets up, stretches and says,

"PLBPLBPLBPLBPLBPLBPLBPLBPLBPLBPLBPLBPLBPLBPLBPLBPLBPLB!!!!"
"And that's all I have to say about that!", to which both ladies made awful eye rolling faces while laughing hard, and suddenly Karen lets one rip that was louder than his offering.

At that moment I jumped up and said "Karen, I KNEW you were a girl after my own heart!! Darling that was the sweetest thing I've ever heard you say!!"

The gales of laughter got instantly louder.
And I knew I had a keeper.

It isn't a regular thing with her but she was a diesel mechanic on a tugboat full of men for four years, so she has seen it all, heard it all and probably done it all.