My recipe for hurricane preparedness appears to have worked.

[bongsaway]

I was concerned enough to go get some sandbags for the house but my real preparedness came from setting off M-80's in the backyard. I remember trump mentioning nuking a hurricane so I thought I would try it on a smaller scale and sure enough we skirted the hurricane without even losing electricity. So, next hurricane, don't forget your M-80's.

 

[Ginger Ale]

So glad you have smarts @bongsaway !!

Glad you're ok, could have been a disaster if not for your M0-80's!!! WHEW!! MAGASAVED!! lol

 

[911Sparky]

I was concerned enough to go get some sandbags for the house but my real preparedness came from setting off M-80's in the backyard. I remember trump mentioning nuking a hurricane so I thought I would try it on a smaller scale and sure enough we skirted the hurricane without even losing electricity. So, next hurricane, don't forget your M-80's.

I'm glad your plan worked! On the serious side, glad you are safe, and hoping the same for our other Florida posters.

 

[Mycroft]

I was concerned enough to go get some sandbags for the house but my real preparedness came from setting off M-80's in the backyard. I remember trump mentioning nuking a hurricane so I thought I would try it on a smaller scale and sure enough we skirted the hurricane without even losing electricity. So, next hurricane, don't forget your M-80's.

Maybe skyrockets can take care of global warming, eh?

You never know.

 

[Schism]

I was concerned enough to go get some sandbags for the house but my real preparedness came from setting off M-80's in the backyard. I remember trump mentioning nuking a hurricane so I thought I would try it on a smaller scale and sure enough we skirted the hurricane without even losing electricity. So, next hurricane, don't forget your M-80's.

Everything you did for the last 24 hours, in the order that you did them, contributed to your safety.

If you stop doing any of those things, in order, for the next 72 hours, you will experience great tragedy.

 

[noonereal]

I was concerned enough to go get some sandbags for the house but my real preparedness came from setting off M-80's in the backyard. I remember trump mentioning nuking a hurricane so I thought I would try it on a smaller scale and sure enough we skirted the hurricane without even losing electricity. So, next hurricane, don't forget your M-80's.

Brilliant!

But yes, the stable genius must be given credit.

 

[Queen Margo]

I put out a Trump flag to ward of Hurricane Ian, it worked!

 

[joluoto]

The only way to make sure to get rid of a hurricane is to send the 30- 50 feral hogs at it. Said hogs are murderous conquerors who one day will be rulers of all. No hurricane has a chance against them.

 

[bongsaway]

Everything you did for the last 24 hours, in the order that you did them, contributed to your safety.

If you stop doing any of those things, in order, for the next 72 hours, you will experience great tragedy.

Sun is shining and it's kinda' cool for the first time in months. This is the kind of tragedy I can live with.

 

[bongsaway]

I put out a Trump flag to ward of Hurricane Ian, it worked!

Wow, you saved all of alabama, way to go.