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Hoot said:Here's a musician joke I made up.....
Why was the bass player late for the gig?
Because YOU forgot to pick him up!!!!
:2funny: good one!Sir_Alec said:Kid: Mommy, When I grow up I want to be a guitar player!
Mother: Now Johnny, you can't do both
danarhea said:Q: How can you tell if a drummer is at your door?
A: The knocking speeds up halfway through.
danarhea said:q. Why do bagpipers walk while they are playing.
a. They are trying to get away from the noise.
Captain America said:A trombone player and an accordion player are playing a New Years's eve gig at a local club.. The place is packed and everybody is absolutely loving the music .. shortly after midnight, the club owner comes up to the duo and says, "You guys sound great .. everybody loves you .. I'd like to know if the two of you are free to come back here next New Year's eve to play ?? ...
The two musicians look at each other then to the club owner .. and the trombone player says "Sure .. we'd love to .. Is it OK if we leave our stuff here ??"
Depends on who is playing the sax.hipsterdufus said:A classic!
What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?
Vibrato
danarhea said:Depends on who is playing the sax.
q. Why do some sax players set their instruments on a stand during breaks instead of just leaving them lying around where they can be knocked over?
a. They prefer safe sax, of course.
Captain America said:I mixed a 3 pc. band last weekend called Harlon Jefferson and the sax player knocked his sax off his stand and it was damaged beyond use. I wish I had a nickel for every woodwind I have seen hit the floor.
Q. What's the definition of an optimist?
A. A rock musician with a mortgage.
danarhea said:Thats a good one. Heres a better one.
Did you hear about the Aggie musician? He got into jazz for the money.
Captain America said:You might have to explain to the board what an Aggie joke is Dana.
Good one. :rofl
Captain America said:They can't build a bonfire either....:3oops:
Q. What do you call an Aggie graduate?
A. Boss. :mrgreen:
Go Longhorns!
Captain America said:I mixed a 3 pc. band last weekend called Harlon Jefferson and the sax player knocked his sax off his stand and it was damaged beyond use. I wish I had a nickel for every woodwind I have seen hit the floor.
Q. What's the definition of an optimist?
A. A rock musician with a mortgage.
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