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Ok, so far i have only seen 2 differant awards, the "military" one, and the "reverse debate" one (and I suppose I should count teacher's "@$$hat award").
Point is, I think that there are many other things that people could have awards for. Like, I personally believe that conscientous objectors deserve an award*. Maybe, college degrees?
(I am probably missing some crucial decision to limit the number of awards, but oh well)
*Call them cowards in 3...2...1 GO!
I propose awards for the following:
Best use of a non sequitor.
Gardener; it's "non sequitur", however.
Best use of denial that what one says repeatedly actually indicates their point of view on the subject.
No ideas.
Best percentage in successfully announcing very dramatically that one is going to report a thread and positive results in subsequent modaction.
No ideas.
Best use of adjectives to elicit emotional responses.
/shyly raises hand...
Most frequent use of "you .... " followed by a political persuasion or affiliation of one's choice".
Navy Pride... "my liberal friend" (alternately, I'd nominate him for most wanton and profligate use... of... ellipsis...)
Most creative extension of the enemy of my enemy is my friend philosophy.
Many recent possibilities here. Politics make strange- and I do mean strange- bedfellows.
Best legs.
To determine the appropriate recipient of this award, we'll need a special picture thread: leg pix.
awards can be given for the last one first.
I thought of another award:
Most Missed Former Member, to be awarded in absentia... and I vote for CoffeeSaint.
/ sniff...
If she sneezes and thinks that means the baby is bad luck, she should have the right to abort it.
One wonders then why ever posted on an abortion thread.Men are irrelevant to the question of a pregnant woman, and should remain so.
Oh, that's why.So be it.You just labled yourself a hypocrite, then.
I thought of another award:
Most Missed Former Member, to be awarded in absentia... and I vote for CoffeeSaint.
/ sniff...
edit: we dont need a "leg pix" thread, after all. I'll nominate Tashah for that (I had forgotten about her).
If there's anyone on this forum with better legs than her, I'll eat my hat.
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