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Chuck Schumer bases his policy decisions around The Baileys, an imaginary married couple who are conservative-leaning centrist swing voters. Make yourself acquainted with them, because they are the resistance to Trump.
"We're in your head, you ****ing weirdo." - Eileen Bailey to Chuck Schumer
Chuck Schumer, the Senate Minority Leader, has long referenced an imaginary couple named the Baileys as a guiding force for his political decisions. The Baileys, who live in Massapequa, Nassau County, Long Island, are portrayed as a typical middle-class, swing-voting family. Schumer created them to represent the concerns of average Americans, using them as a personal bellwether for policy. Their names were originally Joe and Eileen O’Reilly, but were changed to the more nationally resonant "Baileys" for his 2007 book, Positively American: Winning Back the Middle-Class Majority One Family at a Time.
Schumer has described the Baileys in great detail over the years, including their lives, values, and political leanings. Joe Bailey works for an insurance company, and Eileen Bailey is a part-time employee at a doctor’s office. They are patriots who sing the national anthem at Islanders games and worry about property taxes and terrorism. Schumer has used the Baileys to justify positions on issues ranging from the 2008 financial crisis to cybersecurity. He has even defended the C.I.A.’s human-intelligence program by suggesting the Baileys would not have supported gutting it after a failure.
Despite being fictional, the Baileys have been used to frame Schumer’s political strategy, particularly his focus on appealing to moderate voters. In recent years, Schumer has stated that the Baileys voted for Donald Trump in the last three presidential elections, largely due to concerns about crime. This has led to criticism that his reliance on this imagined couple risks dragging the Democratic Party rightward and alienating its base. The Baileys remain a central, albeit imaginary, figure in Schumer’s political identity.
"We're in your head, you ****ing weirdo." - Eileen Bailey to Chuck Schumer