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Mascot for Moderates, Compromisers, Middle-of-the-Roaders, and Other Confused Souls

Oftencold

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Article: Boffins unveil 'perfect' pet

Perfect, no?


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Re: Mascot for Moderates, Compromisers, Middle-of-the-Roaders, and Other Confused Sou

So what is the perfect conservative pet? A rabid pitbull with lipstick that shoots .50 cal shells out of it's rear that attacks only poor people and humps the leg of anyone with a lot of money.
 
Re: Mascot for Moderates, Compromisers, Middle-of-the-Roaders, and Other Confused Sou

Bassman said:
Hehe, we could play this all night!

Liberals' new mascot:
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Shouldn't that be the (R)epugnants new mascot, seeing as how they are a dying party?
 
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sam_w said:
Shouldn't that be the (R)epugnants new mascot, seeing as how they are a dying party?
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Nope!!!! A new breed of Conservatives will rise from the ashes!!!!


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Re: Mascot for Moderates, Compromisers, Middle-of-the-Roaders, and Other Confused Sou

Hyper partisan mascot.

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Re: Mascot for Moderates, Compromisers, Middle-of-the-Roaders, and Other Confused Sou

:mrgreen::rofl:mrgreen:
 
Re: Mascot for Moderates, Compromisers, Middle-of-the-Roaders, and Other Confused Sou

Try to be original, will you? Just reversing someone else's witticism is pretty lame.
 
Re: Mascot for Moderates, Compromisers, Middle-of-the-Roaders, and Other Confused Sou

Now that's a little better. But there is a anathematize disconnect in that the term "hyper" suggests action, while the ostrich performing a mythical act (they don't really bury their heads,) is suggestive of inaction.
 
Re: Mascot for Moderates, Compromisers, Middle-of-the-Roaders, and Other Confused Sou

Oftencold said:
Now that's a little better. But there is a anathematize disconnect in that the term "hyper" suggests action, while the ostrich performing a mythical act (they don't really bury their heads,) is suggestive of inaction.
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Sticking your head in the sand is metaphor for willfully ignoring the truth,
 
Re: Mascot for Moderates, Compromisers, Middle-of-the-Roaders, and Other Confused Sou

angrycarpenter said:
Sticking your head in the sand is metaphor for willfully ignoring the truth,
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The truth about what?? that the Left want to turn this country into another Cuba??
 
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Bassman said:
The truth about what?? that the Left want to turn this country into another Cuba??
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A very liberal person could say "the truth about what?? that the right wants to turn this coutry into nazi germany??" The truth is pull your head from the sand (or where ever you have it stuck) and realize that no one is trying to turn the country into anything other than a better place to live.
 
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angrycarpenter said:
A very liberal person could say "the truth about what?? that the right wants to turn this coutry into nazi germany??" The truth is no one wants either pull your head from the sand (or where ever you have it stuck) and realize that no one is trying to turn the country into anything other than a better place to live.
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Which Liberals will never do.
 
Re: Mascot for Moderates, Compromisers, Middle-of-the-Roaders, and Other Confused Sou

Thou woudlst instruct me in the use of metaphor?

Shalt thou as well instruct the Sun in the issuance of light, or tutor the Nightingale to give voice unto pleasant song?

Woe unto thee for thy presumption! Heed mine gentle admonition lest thy folly cause the People to proclaim thy words detestable and churlish.
 
Re: Mascot for Moderates, Compromisers, Middle-of-the-Roaders, and Other Confused Sou

Bassman said:
The truth about what?? that the Left want to turn this country into another Cuba??
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I hope the sand around your head is warm and cozy.
 
Re: Mascot for Moderates, Compromisers, Middle-of-the-Roaders, and Other Confused Sou

Bassman said:
Nope!!!! A new breed of Conservatives will rise from the ashes!!!!
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I have a theory that you can tell how crazy a person is by how often they use exclamation points.

What say you?
 
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angrycarpenter said:
A very liberal person could say "the truth about what?? that the right wants to turn this coutry into nazi germany??" The truth is pull your head from the sand (or where ever you have it stuck) and realize that no one is trying to turn the country into anything other than a better place to live.
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Oh dear. You have made a common and thoroughly avoidable error. The Nazis, or National Socialists Party, were a Left Wing movement.

I'm sure that you'll want to correct this egregious misconception on your part and avoid future embarrassment.
 
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Joe1991 said:
I have a theory that you can tell how crazy a person is by how often they use exclamation points.

What say you?
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YEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mrgreen:
 
Re: Mascot for Moderates, Compromisers, Middle-of-the-Roaders, and Other Confused Sou

Bassman said:
Which Liberals will never do.
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How are you supposed to have any opinion that is anywhere close to reality if you do not have the ability to see any side other than your own?

You don't disagree with liberals you hate them, do I need to tell you that hate is an irrational emotion? Hell of a thing to base an opinion on.
 
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angrycarpenter said:
How are you supposed to have any opinion that is anywhere close to reality if you do not have the ability to see any side other than your own?

You don't disagree with liberals you hate them, do I need to tell you that hate is an irrational emotion? Hell of a thing to base an opinion on.
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Listen Jack! I live in a very NAVY BLUE state! I see firsthand what Liberalism has done when they have ruled for fifty years!!! As a result, we have one of THE worst business climates in the country, as well as one of the highest tax burdens. And I also have seen firsthand what intergenerational welfare has done to families! No thanks to goody two-shoes plastic banana, goodtime rockin' Liberals with all the best intentions, but failing to see the long term consequences!!!
 
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Bassman said:
Listen Jack! I live in a very NAVY BLUE state! I see firsthand what Liberalism has done when they have ruled for fifty years!!! As a result, we have one of THE worst business climates in tthe country, as well as one of the highest tax burdens.
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Sure sounds like your opinions are based on hate. If it is so horrible there why don't you move to Texas or Alabama? conservatives have done a WONDERFUL job there. Lowest wages, highest uninsured, highest illiteracy. No place is perfect and no problem in any state can blamed entirely on political lean.
 
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