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‘Experience the disappointment of Mammoth Cave’: National park embraces criticism
All press is good press, and Mammoth Cave has seized the opportunity to turn the negative reviews into promotion.
It's a friggin cave! What do you want, a laser light show? Well, that would be kinda cool.Mammoth Cave National Park found itself ranked among the “most disappointing” U.S. tourist attractions, according to their social media. The national park cited a study that found the cave to be “too dark” and have “nothing cool.”

All press is good press, however, and Mammoth Cave has seized the opportunity to turn the negative reviews into promotion.
“Come experience what has disappointed millions of people for over 225 years!” their post reads in part.
The park added, “If you would like to experience the disappointment of Mammoth Cave, visit our website and choose from one of our many activities that will leave you unfulfilled! You can be disappointed by a ‘dry hole with very few stalagmites and stalactites’ or discover nothing ‘other than trees’ on over 80+ miles of hiking, biking, horseback riding and water trails. (Fair warning - There are bugs in the outdoors, cellular phone service is spotty and there are stairs on some of our cave tours.”
“A world of regret awaits you at Mammoth Cave! Make your cave tour reservations and find all the information you need to plan your very own ‘not enjoyable’ visit to Mammoth Cave National Park

I haven't been since I was young, but IIRC, it was awesome. May just have to make it a trip here soon.