Don't be encouraging the boy, this is a place of serious high minded intellectual conversation, last thing this place needs is more of the likes of you running around trying to "cheer everyone's day up", throwing a wrench in the works, clogging up the system with thread ending rants that runs folks off to thier weeping closet with your "insensative nature" and "arrogent pratteling", next thing you know you'll have him making ridiculas claims about solving millenia old mysteries and forcing the establishment to make "new rules" to deal with his outlandish behavior and tawdy boasting, stalking the finer Jewish chicks (yea, right), getting constantly banned claiming it makes you the "bad boy" of the neighborhood and attracting the honey's away from the site studs like Navy pride and 26xworldchamps, droning on and on and on and on with mindnumbing endless run-on sentences and drunken rants, posting giant images that pizzes everyone off cause they have to constantly scroll left and right to read the true loquacious debates of "Bush lied", "nuh-uh", "did too" and submitting record breaking threads of bandwidth wasting non-political nature like anyone cares and making up fool words like "confusified" and "aspaz" and coining phrases like "smack" and uttering repeatedly goofy post ending terms like "giddyup" all while encouraging the rest of the folks you call "morons" and "unwashed masses" to skirt the rules and halt the progress of convincing the world that 9/11 was indeed an inside job, submitting numerous on the surface seemingly simple genius inventions that couldn't possibly work cause Shirley someone would have thought of that all while refusing to use spell check to correct your horrid spelling cause if there's one thing everyone knows it's that if you can't spell pyramid you coitenly can't build one let alone coming up with perposterous ideas like a poll thread that has no topic so you can go upstairs and talk about anything you want without getttin gigged by the gracious and charming moderators for being off said topic which of course sets a bad example giving the neer-do-wells of the site the idea they to can get away with murder like they are sumpin special and then here we go with the need to clean up the nether regions of the site and hire well menaing polite hit men like the honorable Captain Courtesy to wag his finger at us while "harumphing" and "tsk tsking" to beat the band cause he's so disappointed with us which is the real punishment, letting him down that is, and lo and behold you'll chide him into coming up with theme music for everyone that just is impolite and not in keeping with the true mission of this site which is to feed my Monkey Army.
