Lohan Gets Fired AND Banned!

[The Giant Noodle]

http://thesuperficial.com/2010/04/lindsay_lohan_insert_failure_h.php

Lindsay Lohan continued to excel at life this weekend by managing to get kicked off a film and banned from Trousdale within 12 hours of each other. Page Six reports:

"Samantha was DJ-ing and went to sit with her friends when Lindsay stormed over and threw a glass at her head. Glass flew everywhere, and Samantha looked really shaken up. The club owner asked Lindsay to leave and was overheard saying she'll never come back."​

I think the thing that disappoints me most about Lindsay lately is her lack of commitment. I mean, Christ, how hard is it to pack a derringer these days when you're somehow still "famous?" One time I saw Lindsay carrying an entire meth lab in her purse and the doorman just sort of laughed then went about his business before she made eye contact and latched onto his wallet like a lamprey. (That's how she feeds.)




The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

 

[Renae]

Sad to see people fall apart like this.

On the flip side... it means someone with talent might get a chance!

 

[DarkWizard12]

to be sure, she looks waaay to skinny in the pic.

That said, I've skeeted more times to her face than any other celebrity.

 

[aps]

to be sure, she looks waaay to skinny in the pic.

That said, I've skeeted more times to her face than any other celebrity.

skeeted?..

 

[Caine]

skeeted?..

Its a retarded thug term for when a male ejaculates.

 

[StandUpChuck]

Its a retarded thug term for when a male ejaculates.

ewwwww :doh

Lohan had talent, and she had killer looks. The idiot threw it all away

 

[aps]

Its a retarded thug term for when a male ejaculates.

Ha ha ha ha I suspected as much. Thank you. :rofl

 

[Jetboogieman]

Its a retarded thug term for when a male ejaculates.

I believe the exact definition is for a male to ejaculate on a womans face.

How's your computer screen doing... :mrgreen::2razz:

 

[aps]

I believe the exact definition is for a male to ejaculate on a womans face.

How's your computer screen doing... :mrgreen::2razz:

DarkWizard, we're waiting for your answer.

 

[DarkWizard12]

I believe the exact definition is for a male to ejaculate on a womans face.

How's your computer screen doing... :mrgreen::2razz:

Is the screen tint supposed to white?

 

[StandUpChuck]

Is the screen tint supposed to white?

:shock:

Oh.



My.



God.