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Lawndale woman says that she was impregnated by Bigfoot while on a camping trip a few months ago (1 Viewer)

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it's the ONLY logical explanation, ya'll. husband agrees
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NN - Belmont News Network is in Shelby.​

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Shelby NC - A local woman is the talk of the town after an outrageous claim that she recently made.
Sierra Stoner, 24, of Lawndale, says that she was impregnated by Bigfoot while on a camping trip a few months ago. "It's the only logical explanation," says Munson, a longtime employee at Dairy Queen in Lincolnton North Carolina. "My husband is sterile so we thought we couldn't have kids. Now I'm pregnant and the only way this could happen is if Sasquatch was the daddy!"
Sierra's husband is fully supporting his wife even though her story sounds a bit far-fetched. "She was on a camping trip with her girlfriends in Lake Lure a while back," says Howard Stoner, 53, of Shelby. "She said that Bigfoot snuck into her tent up there near Lake Lure and had his evil way with her. I believe my wife. We've been married for a long time and she's never lied to me."
Experts in the scientific community have been quick to voice their skepticism. Dr. Albert Furman, a renowned geneticist at the prestigious Gaston College, remarked, "From a biological standpoint, the likelihood of interspecies breeding is virtually nonexistent. While Bigfoot sightings remain an intriguing mystery, we must rely on factual evidence, not personal anecdotes."
Meanwhile, Harold Stoner says that he looks forward to confronting Bigfoot one day soon to give him a peace of his mind. "I've got some strong words for that Sasquatch," warns Harold. "And he won't like hearing what I have to say, that's for sure."
This is a developing story.
 
justabubba said:
it's the ONLY logical explanation, ya'll. husband agrees
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NN - Belmont News Network is in Shelby.​

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Shelby NC - A local woman is the talk of the town after an outrageous claim that she recently made.
Sierra Stoner, 24, of Lawndale, says that she was impregnated by Bigfoot while on a camping trip a few months ago. "It's the only logical explanation," says Munson, a longtime employee at Dairy Queen in Lincolnton North Carolina. "My husband is sterile so we thought we couldn't have kids. Now I'm pregnant and the only way this could happen is if Sasquatch was the daddy!"
Sierra's husband is fully supporting his wife even though her story sounds a bit far-fetched. "She was on a camping trip with her girlfriends in Lake Lure a while back," says Howard Stoner, 53, of Shelby. "She said that Bigfoot snuck into her tent up there near Lake Lure and had his evil way with her. I believe my wife. We've been married for a long time and she's never lied to me."
Experts in the scientific community have been quick to voice their skepticism. Dr. Albert Furman, a renowned geneticist at the prestigious Gaston College, remarked, "From a biological standpoint, the likelihood of interspecies breeding is virtually nonexistent. While Bigfoot sightings remain an intriguing mystery, we must rely on factual evidence, not personal anecdotes."
Meanwhile, Harold Stoner says that he looks forward to confronting Bigfoot one day soon to give him a peace of his mind. "I've got some strong words for that Sasquatch," warns Harold. "And he won't like hearing what I have to say, that's for sure."
This is a developing story.
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Seems legit.
 
Handsome couple.

I'm sure that child will experience a happy, full life at their hands.
 
justabubba said:
it's the ONLY logical explanation, ya'll. husband agrees
View attachment 67454162

NN - Belmont News Network is in Shelby.​

resnodoSpt4f8 2:99M5AJ7m a2n5at2t7l l18uughm01e0c419c51i31 1 ·

Shelby NC - A local woman is the talk of the town after an outrageous claim that she recently made.
Sierra Stoner, 24, of Lawndale, says that she was impregnated by Bigfoot while on a camping trip a few months ago. "It's the only logical explanation," says Munson, a longtime employee at Dairy Queen in Lincolnton North Carolina. "My husband is sterile so we thought we couldn't have kids. Now I'm pregnant and the only way this could happen is if Sasquatch was the daddy!"
Sierra's husband is fully supporting his wife even though her story sounds a bit far-fetched. "She was on a camping trip with her girlfriends in Lake Lure a while back," says Howard Stoner, 53, of Shelby. "She said that Bigfoot snuck into her tent up there near Lake Lure and had his evil way with her. I believe my wife. We've been married for a long time and she's never lied to me."
Experts in the scientific community have been quick to voice their skepticism. Dr. Albert Furman, a renowned geneticist at the prestigious Gaston College, remarked, "From a biological standpoint, the likelihood of interspecies breeding is virtually nonexistent. While Bigfoot sightings remain an intriguing mystery, we must rely on factual evidence, not personal anecdotes."
Meanwhile, Harold Stoner says that he looks forward to confronting Bigfoot one day soon to give him a peace of his mind. "I've got some strong words for that Sasquatch," warns Harold. "And he won't like hearing what I have to say, that's for sure."
This is a developing story.
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Her last name has to be Stoner, doesn't it? Perfect.
 
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justabubba said:
it's the ONLY logical explanation, ya'll. husband agrees
View attachment 67454162

NN - Belmont News Network is in Shelby.​

resnodoSpt4f8 2:99M5AJ7m a2n5at2t7l l18uughm01e0c419c51i31 1 ·

Shelby NC - A local woman is the talk of the town after an outrageous claim that she recently made.
Sierra Stoner, 24, of Lawndale, says that she was impregnated by Bigfoot while on a camping trip a few months ago. "It's the only logical explanation," says Munson, a longtime employee at Dairy Queen in Lincolnton North Carolina. "My husband is sterile so we thought we couldn't have kids. Now I'm pregnant and the only way this could happen is if Sasquatch was the daddy!"
Sierra's husband is fully supporting his wife even though her story sounds a bit far-fetched. "She was on a camping trip with her girlfriends in Lake Lure a while back," says Howard Stoner, 53, of Shelby. "She said that Bigfoot snuck into her tent up there near Lake Lure and had his evil way with her. I believe my wife. We've been married for a long time and she's never lied to me."
Experts in the scientific community have been quick to voice their skepticism. Dr. Albert Furman, a renowned geneticist at the prestigious Gaston College, remarked, "From a biological standpoint, the likelihood of interspecies breeding is virtually nonexistent. While Bigfoot sightings remain an intriguing mystery, we must rely on factual evidence, not personal anecdotes."
Meanwhile, Harold Stoner says that he looks forward to confronting Bigfoot one day soon to give him a peace of his mind. "I've got some strong words for that Sasquatch," warns Harold. "And he won't like hearing what I have to say, that's for sure."
This is a developing story.
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Couple of real 'winners'. :rolleyes:
 
americanwoman said:
That's exactly what I was going to say!
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Yeah, Maury will get to the bottom of it, usually.. except in the case I rememeber seeing something about that had like 20 men tested and still didn't have baby daddy! Ho around much?...

There is a certain likeness in the OP pic between hubby and added squatch picture.
Perhaps lots of alcohol and psychedelics were involved in the night in question, and his swimmers just happened to take that time.
 
Loulit01 said:
Bigfoot says he doesn't mate outside his species.
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Yeah ... but even if we believed him, he said that through an interpreter, so .... who knows what he really meant. It might be just the opposite.
 
I wonder if anyone did an ultrasound yet and tried to determine if the fetus is different?
 
LSD and/or shrooms and/or PCP.

Take enough and you can stare at your image in a mirror, seeing yourself change from form to form...
 
longview said:
Swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool!
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It most certainly appears so. As unlikely as it is, wouldn't be amazing if she gave birth to a half-breed? There have been so many sightings of Bigfoot over the decades. Granted, they were probably Magic Mushroom pickers, but wouldn't it be amazing if real?
 
Mr Person said:
LSD and/or shrooms and/or PCP.

Take enough and you can stare at your image in a mirror, seeing yourself change from form to form...
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I'll go with the shrooms since the woods is where you get them.
 
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