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Jerky Boys--who loves them?


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Sep 25, 2005
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I first heard the Jerky Boys in 1994. I laughed my butt off! Here are some of my favorite lines:

I am known very well for pulling large pieces of furniture out of my ass. I've been doing it for years. I'm the best.

I'm calling about the insulation job. That $hit makes you itch. I eat it, I put mustard on it, I eat the fukking $hit.

Hey, what's up there, fruitcake? What do you say we get together and paint each other up? Paint the town red? What do you say, Bill?

I am benching 350 baby.
You're benching 350 pieces?
Pieces? What the fukk are you talking about? Pounds, baby, pounds!

The Egyptian magician.

Eric, the piano tuning guy.

Who else likes them?
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