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no sad tyres in the bunchIt’s Official: Trump Now Has Hottest Cabinet Of All Time
PALM BEACH, FL — Less than one month after the presidential election and still eight weeks away from his inauguration, experts have already confirmed that President-Elect Donald Trump now has the hottest cabinet of all time.
Trump has quickly assembled his roster of officials as he prepared to commence his second term as president, drawing strong reactions from analysts who hailed his team as by far the sexiest cabinet in American history.
"I just can't stop ogling his picks, especially that Border Czar," said one political expert. "We've always known that Trump had an affinity for surrounding himself with beautiful people, but this new cabinet takes the cake. Not even the astounding mustaches and mutton chops found in the Martin Van Buren administration can hold a candle to this. Caroline Leavitt, Tulsi Gabbard, Pam Bondi, Tom Homan. That's an all-star team of hotness if I've ever seen one."
Though critics raised concerns about Trump appointing candidates based on their looks, his transition team defended the selections. "Would you rather stare at ugly people during all the cabinet meetings?" one source asked. "President-Elect Trump has found that people work better in an environment filled with good-looking people. That's why he's got people like Kristi Noem on the team. And don't forget Linda McMahon."
According to high-ranking leaders of the Republican Party, former South Carolina Governor Nikkie Haly was still waiting for her phone to ring.
At publishing time, a Trump team insider also disclosed that discussions were taking place to create a "Trump Cabinet 2025" pinup calendar in time for Inauguration Day.
Sorry, I don't recognize her. Is she in the cabinet as well? She may be the cutest, but she'll have to wait a few years for "hot".
Why is the dude in there?Sorry, I don't recognize her. Is she in the cabinet as well? She may be the cutest, but she'll have to wait a few years for "hot".
She may be the cutest, but she'll have to wait a few years for "hot".
Oh. I'm sorry. You don't think that little one is cute? Oh well . . .Dude omg stop
Who is in the Hollywood squares top right?The “article” is from the Babylon Bee and was more of a joke aimed at the incoming border czar.
You won’t be seeing much of her, I think that’s Leavitt the Press Secretary.Who is in the Hollywood squares top right?
Asking for a friend
Sorry, I don't recognize her. Is she in the cabinet as well? She may be the cutest, but she'll have to wait a few years for "hot".
If Trump chose her as Press Secretary, she will be a force to be reckoned with. Good luck Trump haters!You won’t be seeing much of her, I think that’s Leavitt the Press Secretary.
How did you feel about Greta Thunberg?She's an old meme.
To be perfectly frank, I think we should not use images of children. Is it OK if their parents gave consent? ... I honestly don't think so.
In my ideal future where children can vote, of course they should be able to vote for other children. Then parental consent will be critical. However, that complication will be justified by the greater imperative of children voting.
What a contrast
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How did you feel about Greta Thunberg?
Sorry, I don't recognize her. Is she in the cabinet as well? She may be the cutest, but she'll have to wait a few years for "hot".
That is most unfortunate.You won’t be seeing much of her, I think that’s Leavitt the Press Secretary.
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