Let's see, it's a fairly straight forward accounting taken from the Bible. If it is gibberish, then, I guess you have no problem dismissing the Bible itself as gibberish
Fungus, did you not see the whole post, it was in respone to Gibberish (the person i was talking to).
Ah, I see, you do think that the Bible can be dismissed as gibberish.
Either that, or you are just cherry-picking the parts of the Bible that support what you want, and dismiss those parts that don't.
Tell me, if the story of Genesis shouldn't be taken literally, should any of the Bible be taken literally? And, if it shouldn't be taken literally, why should it be considered anything other than a story?
I dont find the bible to be gibberish, i find some of the creation stories to be twisted in todays society, into what people want them to be. In response to your question:
Like I said before: the CREATION stories should NOT be taken in a lteral form becuse OBVIOUSLY through scientific summaries, we know for a FACT that females DID NOT come from a RIB.
The teachinsg of Yesus I think should be read literally because to take his work unliterally would be to "kind of" beilve in what he says.
---------------------------------
Now this part is for Kal:
That's nice, but it matters little whether you claim to follow the carpenter or the sky cadet, as he never explicitly condemns all the laws from the OT.
I claim to follo Jesus AND God because Jesus came to "fullfill" as he clearly states, the LAWS of the OT. Jesus uses a radical or summation method of describing the LAWS. He states the law and then refines it. Example:
27"You have heard that it was said, 'Do not commit adultery.'[e] 28But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. 29If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell. 30And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell.
You can see his style of radicalizing the old laws.
An example o his summation:
34Hearing that Jesus had silenced the Sadducees, the Pharisees got together. 35One of them, an expert in the law, tested him with this question:
36"Teacher, which is the greatest commandment in the Law?" 37Jesus replied: " 'Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.'
38This is the first and greatest commandment. 39And the second is like it: 'Love your neighbor as yourself.'[c] 40All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments."
There is where he clearly sums up the laws.