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Help blocking CIA spying on me.

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Does anyone know how to block the CIA spy satellite's signal when it passes over my house? It activates my garage door and turns on my remote control ceiling fan?:confused:
 

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lead shielding encapsulating your entire house.
 

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Marduc, you know darned well it's tinfoil hats. Pullleeeeze.

nope...sometime after the CIA forced foil manufacturers to switch from tin to aluminum, they figured out how to outhwart the tinfoil. For the last few decades those hats are merely used to sort out the extra special super gullible from the rest.

anyhow how are you going to put a hat on your garage door opener or your remote? lead casing for your entire house is about as good as it gets since uranium is so hard to get.
 

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Does anyone know how to block the CIA spy satellite's signal when it passes over my house? It activates my garage door and turns on my remote control ceiling fan?:confused:
Please stop thinking so loud. Your thoughts are keeping me awake all night.
 

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Does anyone know how to block the CIA spy satellite's signal when it passes over my house? It activates my garage door and turns on my remote control ceiling fan?:confused:

Screw defensive measures. I'd go offensive.

Calculate the exact postion of their satelite using this page: Satellite Orbit Determination

Next once you get that down, reposition your satelite TV to aim directly at it while on a porn channel.

While the CIA guys will be watching porn you can direct your secondary laser at the sattelite (the one that can be built from parts from Radio Shack) and knock it out.

It's really simple. Worked for me with the Galaxy 15. Yeah I mistook it for a spy sattelite but hey **** happens!
 
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you need a farraday cage for your house
 

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The shielding needs to be down to ground level as the satellite has line of sight on your house once it clears the horizon.

Alufoil concentrates rather than shields the brain's electrical fields, making them more easily read over distance. On the bright side, if you line a big reusable shopping bag with foil, it does block the RFID chips from setting off the alarms as you leave the store.
 
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Amrmadillo helmets. They block the strongest brainwaves.
 
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