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Groucho Marx quotes


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Dec 28, 2009
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Grand Junction, CO 81506
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Here are my top ten...

Whatever it is, I'm against it.

If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.

It looks as if Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.

I drink to make other people interesting.

Behind every successful man stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows--marriage does.

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of his head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it.

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

0ne of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.

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