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"Texas leads in the most deaths by covid" category, claims Abbott. "Everything is bigger in Texas, especially disasters." And, he adds, "I won't allow contact tracing."
"Now wait a gol-darned minute", exclaims Desantis, "Florida has had over 85,000 new cases in the past week, far surpassing any other state! We set new records, and deaths are increasing!" He also points out that he is suing to keepcovid factories cruise ships from requiring vaccinations or masks.
"Ah," says Noem, "But we've got a much higher rate per capita. And, we've got Sturgis!"
"Yeah, but that's cheating, because they're not gonna stay there. At least our infection cases come back." Responds Desantis.
"Child's play", asserts Parsons, "Only Alabama has a lower vaccination rate than Missouri, and we started this latest surge."
"Waitaminute, waitaminute!" exclaim the Governors, of Lousiana, Arkansas, Wyoming and Mississippi, in unison, "we all have lower vaccination rates than you!" (Louisiana (37 percent); Arkansas (36.7 percent); Wyoming (36.5 percent); and Mississippi (35 percent).)
"Yeah," Parsons retorts, "well, look at our infection rate! We've got you beat.... or... dang. Well, at least we won't let them wear masks."
"Not fair! None of us do! They're outlawed here! We won't even let the locals have them!" a cacophony ensues...
"I'm not playing this game", Ivey insists, interrupting the kvetching. "I may not require masks, but no one has a lower vaccination rate than me! My constituents are just stupid."
"We hear you", they all enthuse.
"I may have a 400 percent increase in new cases, and I may not be mandating or encouraging them to get the vaccine, 'That's not going to happen in my state, no matter how many times the media ask me!.' I tell them. But," she notes wryly, "almost 100 percent of the new hospitalizations are with unvaccinated folks. And the deaths are certainly occurring with the unvaccinated folks. These folks are choosing a horrible lifestyle of self-inflicted pain." Ivey insists.
"Our people!" They all shout with glee.
"Now wait a gol-darned minute", exclaims Desantis, "Florida has had over 85,000 new cases in the past week, far surpassing any other state! We set new records, and deaths are increasing!" He also points out that he is suing to keep
"Ah," says Noem, "But we've got a much higher rate per capita. And, we've got Sturgis!"
"Yeah, but that's cheating, because they're not gonna stay there. At least our infection cases come back." Responds Desantis.
"Child's play", asserts Parsons, "Only Alabama has a lower vaccination rate than Missouri, and we started this latest surge."
"Waitaminute, waitaminute!" exclaim the Governors, of Lousiana, Arkansas, Wyoming and Mississippi, in unison, "we all have lower vaccination rates than you!" (Louisiana (37 percent); Arkansas (36.7 percent); Wyoming (36.5 percent); and Mississippi (35 percent).)
"Yeah," Parsons retorts, "well, look at our infection rate! We've got you beat.... or... dang. Well, at least we won't let them wear masks."
"Not fair! None of us do! They're outlawed here! We won't even let the locals have them!" a cacophony ensues...
"I'm not playing this game", Ivey insists, interrupting the kvetching. "I may not require masks, but no one has a lower vaccination rate than me! My constituents are just stupid."
"We hear you", they all enthuse.
"I may have a 400 percent increase in new cases, and I may not be mandating or encouraging them to get the vaccine, 'That's not going to happen in my state, no matter how many times the media ask me!.' I tell them. But," she notes wryly, "almost 100 percent of the new hospitalizations are with unvaccinated folks. And the deaths are certainly occurring with the unvaccinated folks. These folks are choosing a horrible lifestyle of self-inflicted pain." Ivey insists.
"Our people!" They all shout with glee.