Get your limited edition(run of 10) Ozzy DNA while supplies last!

[Chock Full o Nuts]

Ozzy Osbourne's DNA sold to fans ahead of farewell gig as he says 'clone me'

Ozzy Osbourne has had his fair share of rather interesting stories over the years, but now the iconic rocker is flogging his own DNA to a handful of dedicated fans

www.mirror.co.uk

Ozzy struck a deal with Liquid Death, and his DNA will be available on ten limited edition iced tea cans, quite fittingly named Infinite Ozzy. The company, known for selling canned water, said: "Ozzy Osbourne is 1 of 1. But we're selling his actual DNA so you can recycle him forever."

"Introducing Infinitely Recyclable Ozzy by Liquid Death. These cans of low-calorie iced tea with B vitamins have each been drunk by Ozzy himself. And each can contains trace DNA from Ozzy's saliva, as well as his handwritten signature. Now, once technology and federal law permits, you can replicate Ozzy and enjoy him for hundreds of years into the future.

"Just imagine if you could bring back early Eighties Ozzy. He can mow your lawn, perform at kids' birthday parties or anything you want. So get your can of Infinitely Recyclable Ozzy. No, this is not a joke, yes, these contain Ozzy's actual DNA, there are only ten available, act now."

Ozzy exclaimed: "Clone me, you b******ds!"

Love a pile of your music there Oz, but sorry, I'm not that into you.

 

[Grand Mal]

Ozzy Osbourne's DNA sold to fans ahead of farewell gig as he says 'clone me'

Ozzy Osbourne has had his fair share of rather interesting stories over the years, but now the iconic rocker is flogging his own DNA to a handful of dedicated fans

www.mirror.co.uk

Love a pile of your music there Oz, but sorry, I'm not that into you.

Well that's just crazy train!
Trump is thinking, "Why didn't my people think of that?"

 

[Chock Full o Nuts]

Well that's just crazy train!
Trump is thinking, "Why didn't my people think of that?"

It's coming, on the spout of a Heinz ketchup bottle.

 

[Exquisitor]

It's coming, on the spout of a Heinz ketchup bottle.

I knew a kid who used to do that.

 

[Exquisitor]

Ozzy Osbourne's DNA sold to fans ahead of farewell gig as he says 'clone me'

Ozzy Osbourne has had his fair share of rather interesting stories over the years, but now the iconic rocker is flogging his own DNA to a handful of dedicated fans

www.mirror.co.uk

Love a pile of your music there Oz, but sorry, I'm not that into you.

I'm into the ketchup bottle.

The only ten though?

I mean, he could shave up and make a bundle, find a way to make himself salivate, pick his boogers, donate a little blood, just a dried out speck. I guess that's next, after he gets the premium for ten.

It's all good.

Basil, sage, anything from the plant.

 

[Chock Full o Nuts]

I'm into the ketchup bottle.

I do love me some ketchup. Just not on eggs, mac n cheese, or any other weird shit.( looks at wife...)

 

[Helix]

GG Allin should be first. He gave plenty of his DNA for free whether you wanted it or not.

 

[Exquisitor]

Ozzy Osbourne's DNA sold to fans ahead of farewell gig as he says 'clone me'

Ozzy Osbourne has had his fair share of rather interesting stories over the years, but now the iconic rocker is flogging his own DNA to a handful of dedicated fans

www.mirror.co.uk

Love a pile of your music there Oz, but sorry, I'm not that into you.

Oh, sorry Ozzy, you're only 1/3 your DNA.

The other two factors are environment and what you bring with you.

It would be a different soul Ozzy, and hardly like you.

Like the article said, you might be mowing my lawn, what kind of Ozzy do you think that would make.

We could think of ourselves as all Ozzies, and enter demigod realm. Everyone is Ozzy, we forgot who we were and went into Ozzy clones.

I don't mind mowing yards, but raking, I can only do one yard, mine.

 

[Chock Full o Nuts]

you might be mowing my lawn, what kind of Ozzy do you think that would make.

Ozzie's gathered in their masses, mowing lawns and seeding patches

Moles and groundhogs plot destruction

Ozzy, the sorcerer of nuisance destruction! Oh lord yeah!