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I had to share because this made me LOL. New job, only been here a week and half but I think I'm going to like the place.
:lol: Starting from the first, down to the final. I thought it was amusing anyway. LOL
Maybe other folks have funny ones too?
Product Manager: "I know you have removed the “Required” box for the next release and it is likely fine on your local machine, but I want to verify that it will fix the alignment issues for assignment_creation.aspx (see image below) in Firefox, Chrome and Safari.
Can you check them for me?
If it is okay on your machine, then I won’t bother with a Clocking IT ticket."
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Developer 1: "On my machine, looks good in Chrome and Firefox. Safari screws up all the pages but that’s to be expected cause Steve Jobs is a jerk and kills puppies."
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Product Manager: "Cool.
Yeah, I’ve heard the heartless bastard launches puppies into the air with a skeet trap and obliterates them with his elephant gun."
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Developer 2:

Maybe other folks have funny ones too?
Product Manager: "I know you have removed the “Required” box for the next release and it is likely fine on your local machine, but I want to verify that it will fix the alignment issues for assignment_creation.aspx (see image below) in Firefox, Chrome and Safari.
Can you check them for me?
If it is okay on your machine, then I won’t bother with a Clocking IT ticket."
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Developer 1: "On my machine, looks good in Chrome and Firefox. Safari screws up all the pages but that’s to be expected cause Steve Jobs is a jerk and kills puppies."
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Product Manager: "Cool.
Yeah, I’ve heard the heartless bastard launches puppies into the air with a skeet trap and obliterates them with his elephant gun."
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Developer 2:
