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Fourth Grade Class

Navy Pride

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Fourth Grade Class



>One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what
> their fathers did for a living. All the typical
> answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, Businessman,
> salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
>
> But little Justin was being uncharacteristically
> quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his
> father, he replied, "My father's an Exotic dancer in a
> gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of
> other men & they put money in his underwear
> sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go
> home with some guy and make love with him for money."
>
> The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement,
> hurriedly set the other children to work on some
> exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask
> him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No,"
> the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National
> Committee and is helping to secure the Nomination of
> Hillary Clinton, but I was too embarrassed to say that
> in front of the other kids."
 

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Navy Pride said:
Fourth Grade Class



>One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what
> their fathers did for a living. All the typical
> answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, Businessman,
> salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
>
> But little Justin was being uncharacteristically
> quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his
> father, he replied, "My father's an Exotic dancer in a
> gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of
> other men & they put money in his underwear
> sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go
> home with some guy and make love with him for money."
>
> The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement,
> hurriedly set the other children to work on some
> exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask
> him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No,"
> the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National
> Committee and is helping to secure the Nomination of
> Hillary Clinton, but I was too embarrassed to say that
> in front of the other kids."
DAMN! THAT WAS HILLARIOUS!!! Even funnier than that Bush/Lightbulb joke that Inuyasha told. I'll give ya 200 kudos!!!!
 
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Navy Pride said:
Fourth Grade Class



>One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what
> their fathers did for a living. All the typical
> answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, Businessman,
> salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
>
> But little Justin was being uncharacteristically
> quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his
> father, he replied, "My father's an Exotic dancer in a
> gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of
> other men & they put money in his underwear
> sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go
> home with some guy and make love with him for money."
>
> The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement,
> hurriedly set the other children to work on some
> exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask
> him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No,"
> the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National
> Committee and is helping to secure the Nomination of
> Hillary Clinton, but I was too embarrassed to say that
> in front of the other kids."

That was great NP. Kudos man, Kudos!!!:rofl
 
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