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Forget male Botox — finance bros are lining up to get penis filler

Allan

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So this sounds like fun. Take a number bros!

Men are getting penis and scrotum fillers to enhance size, weight and circumference.

A doctor describes the available fillers...

His clients — typically professional men in their 30s, 40s, and 50s — pick from a menu of highly specific (and patented) enhancement procedures. They can get a thicker girth ("Girth Enhancement"), a larger scrotum ("ScroFill"), or to just be more of a shower than a grower ("ShowTox," which uses Botox to relax muscles in the penis and retain more blood when flaccid).

Of course some men go too far...

Bustamante said he's had clients ask him, while he was injecting them, if this is the most filler he'd ever used. When Bustamante said he's gone higher, they'd ask him to match that number on the spot. Some clients have ended up with penises over 7.5 inches in circumference — greater than their length.

 
So this sounds like fun. Take a number bros!

Men are getting penis and scrotum fillers to enhance size, weight and circumference.

A doctor describes the available fillers...



Of course some men go too far...



Where does the line start? lol....
 
Some clients have ended up with penises over 7.5 inches in circumference — greater than their length.

Just.... no.

There are limits to what the female anatomy can reasonably accommodate; any sane women that see's you sprouting that mutant monster mushroom is going to run away screaming.
The only action you are going to get is with a pickle jar.
 
So this sounds like fun. Take a number bros!

Men are getting penis and scrotum fillers to enhance size, weight and circumference.

A doctor describes the available fillers...



Of course some men go too far...



*Spits out coffee laughing hysterically***

Maybe the doctors should offer a twofer?
They can get their balls tanned at the same time??

Call it the “Carlson”—

Kudos to you for the post- nice to start the day with a laugh for a change
 
Read a couple days ago and thought, ok, maybe some weiner work for those below average unfortunate ones, but what's the point in a larger sac? Just to keep things in proportion? :ROFLMAO:
 
Some clients have ended up with penises over 7.5 inches in circumference — greater than their length.

Just.... no.

There are limits to what the female anatomy can reasonably accommodate; any sane women that see's you sprouting that mutant monster mushroom is going to run away screaming.
The only action you are going to get is with a pickle jar.
Technically they can accommodate a normal sized infant head, so it’s really more of a question of what they can pleasantly accommodate.
 
Technically they can accommodate a normal sized infant head, so it’s really more of a question of what they can pleasantly accommodate.
Not with any regularity or without extreme discomfort/pain; ask any woman that has given birth.

I remember my wife giving birth....I felt every pain and contraction she felt....at least until the nurses were able to pry her hand off my throat.
 
Anything you do to increase size is going to invariably make your sex life worse. At least sensation-wise. I can't imagine doing this unless I was truly insecure
 
Some clients have ended up with penises over 7.5 inches in circumference — greater than their length.

Just.... no.

There are limits to what the female anatomy can reasonably accommodate; any sane women that see's you sprouting that mutant monster mushroom is going to run away screaming.
The only action you are going to get is with a pickle jar.
Sending you a bill for a new monitor.
 
I had to give it up.

My spandex bicycle shorts kept exploding,
 
So this sounds like fun. Take a number bros!

Men are getting penis and scrotum fillers to enhance size, weight and circumference.

A doctor describes the available fillers...



Of course some men go too far...



If I want my penis to be filled I just have to think about certain things.
 
Read a couple days ago and thought, ok, maybe some weiner work for those below average unfortunate ones, but what's the point in a larger sac? Just to keep things in proportion? :ROFLMAO:
Mating call. Women see that enlarged area below and, well, you know...
 
Seriously. "Hey doc, you're sticking that needle where?!?"
I don't care if a guy is hung like a circus peanut, letting anyone harpoon willy is a non starter.
 
And then there's John Bolton

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