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[h=1]Eris, Greek Goddess of Chaos, Confirms That She Wanted Trump to Be President[/h]
So, now you know. No more speculation about how Trump won the election is necessary.
MT. OLYMPUS (The Borowitz Report)—Partially confirming Sarah Huckabee Sanders’s theory of divine intervention in the 2016 election, Eris, the Greek goddess of chaos, discord, and strife, revealed on Friday that she had wanted Donald J. Trump to be President.
Speaking from her temple on Mt. Olympus, the usually reclusive deity said that Trump was “far and away” her first choice to be President in 2016.
So, now you know. No more speculation about how Trump won the election is necessary.