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Did the government steal my underwear?

Did the Goverenment steal my Skiveys?

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Tucker Case

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I've been looking for them all morning. I last saw them while I was on the White House's website. I think they stole them.
 
I personally watched JFK enter your home and take them. I was going to stop him, but...you know how it is.

EDIT: You might also wonder why I was outside your house. That information is classified.
 
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SWM said:
I personally watched JFK enter your home and take them. I was going to stop him, but...you know how it is.

EDIT: You might also wonder why I was outside your house. That information is classified.
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I KNEW it! That bastard! I'm gonna go find a grassy gnoll!
 
Did you check the ceiling fan? Thats where I usually find mine...
 
It could have been the underpants gnomes. They usually do it for the profit.

Step One: Underpants
Step Two: ?
Step Three: PROFIT!
 
Lightdemon said:
It could have been the underpants gnomes. They usually do it for the profit.

Step One: Underpants
Step Two: ?
Step Three: PROFIT!
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Of course it was them, but who do you think they WORK for???

Step 2 is CLASSIFIED!!! Duh! :doh
 
The only reason I find viable is that the Government stole your shorts in order to obtain a DNA sample, and . . . and. . . oh, I think I've made myself sick.
 
Oftencold said:
The only reason I find viable is that the Government stole your shorts in order to obtain a DNA sample, and . . . and. . . oh, I think I've made myself sick.
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HA! If that's the reason, then their screwed. I purposely put extra DNA in my worm-covers for that very reason!
 
Tucker Case said:
I've been looking for them all morning. I last saw them while I was on the White House's website. I think they stole them.
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I think you probably ate them.
 
Tucker Case said:
I tried that once, but they were far too salty for my tastes.
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Have you checked your freezer? You might have started putting them in it again. ;)
 
Tucker Case said:
I tried that once, but they were far too salty for my tastes.
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The GSA (Genital Support Agency) has deicided that your mushroom cap does not need support.

"...to each according to his needs."

You'll get used to the Obama brand of socialism. I promise.
 
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