Bush Calls on Palestinians to 'Just Die Already'

[Billo_Really]

Bush Calls on Palestinians to 'Just Die Already'

Responding to the dramatic escalation of violence in the Middle East, President Bush said that the Palestinians' refusal to "just die already" was "the root cause of the crisis."

Talking to reporters at the White House, Bush said: "See, the Israelis are just retaliating against the Palestinians' continued existence, but it's very inefficient. I mean, the Israelis have killed less than 300 Palestinians in two days of bombing Gaza. All those bombs and missiles cost a lot of money, and it's barely making a dent in the population."

The president added, "It would help the peace process significantly if Palestinians throughout the region were to all quit living, such as by stopping eating and drinking completely. We think the conflict could be ended in mere weeks."

Israeli government spokesmen endorsed the White House's new peace initiative in principle, but questioned whether it was the most effective method.

This is just too ****in' funny!

 

[ReverendHellh0und]

yeah, this is real "light".... :roll:

 

[jamesrage]

I bet Billo thinks this is real too.
Remix of the Union Video - Heavy.com

 

[Oftencold]

He forgot to work Nostradamus and the Mayan Calendar in there somehow.

You just aren't going to get a decent apocalyptic conspiracy off the ground without referencing at least the Mayan Calendar these days.

 

[Billo_Really]

He forgot to work Nostradamus and the Mayan Calendar in there somehow.

You just aren't going to get a decent apocalyptic conspiracy off the ground without referencing at least the Mayan Calendar these days.

That's right!

Only 3 more years 'till the Big Rip!