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Brewer's War (fiction)

Do I have a future as a fiction writer?

  • You're another Stephen King!

    Votes: 1 33.3%
  • Don't quit the day job.

    Votes: 2 66.7%

  • Total voters
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Onion Eater

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Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio wiped the drool from his mouth with his tie as he surveyed the fifteen M113 armored personnel carriers that Governor Jan Brewer had purchased for him. Instinctively, his right hand plunged down the front of his pants, intending to scratch his balls. But, finding none, he stuck his finger up his ass instead.

Ever since a Turkish drug lord had cut off Arpaio's balls, he had had a serious case of little man disease. But now, basking in the glory of being “America's Toughest Sheriff,” Arpaio felt like a big man. Imagine, Joe Arpaio, commander of fifteen armored personnel carriers! It was almost as if he had testicles again!

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molten_dragon

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The satire is way too over the top to be funny. Don't quit your day job.
 

Caine

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Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio wiped the drool from his mouth with his tie as he surveyed the fifteen M113 armored personnel carriers that Governor Jan Brewer had purchased for him. Instinctively, his right hand plunged down the front of his pants, intending to scratch his balls. But, finding none, he stuck his finger up his ass instead.

Ever since a Turkish drug lord had cut off Arpaio's balls, he had had a serious case of little man disease. But now, basking in the glory of being “America's Toughest Sheriff,” Arpaio felt like a big man. Imagine, Joe Arpaio, commander of fifteen armored personnel carriers! It was almost as if he had testicles again!

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Im just waiting for the "your momma" jokes......

This is too juvenile.
 
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