You think you are a patriot, you are not. You are the cancer that, if left untreated will destroy this nation.
You think you are a rugged individualist, you are not, you're a child in a mans body, one that never learned to share.
You think that tolerance and acceptance are the same thing, they are not. You don't have to like the choices of others, but if they aren't harming you, you need to find a more constructive way to cope.
You think you are standing up against the forces of evil, you aren't, you are shadow boxing an imaginary enemy you and people like you created in your heads to give your otherwise empty life meaning and purpose.
You see the world in simple terms, "black" and "white", "us" or "them", anything beyond that and you struggle to comprehend.
You see government as a monolith inhabited only by people hell bent on running your life. It is not (see line above)
You play the victim to rationalize your bad behavior, you aren't the victim and no one is persecuting you.
No one cares about your religion unless you think you need to impose it on others (see the irony here?).
Because you never learned to play nice with others, you think people are out to get you. The problem isn't everyone else. It's you.