I have tried so hard not to do this, but.... Over the last several years I have received numerous emails and had total strangers engaging me in conversation about this "conspiracy". I decided to do some research. On one of the 9/11 forums, I saw a response from a military (Ret) guy who has a degree in structural engineering. He was so frustrated that he wrote a hilarious response (on the plane and the Pentagon). I took a part of that and wrote my synopsis on every theory that's been brought to my attention (needless to say, it's in homage to the military guy, whose moniker I can't remember).
Here's my basic understanding of the "conspiracy" as it's been told/written/emailed to me for the last several years:
The Official Story:
1. Nineteen (19) people (allegedly Muslim Extremists) hijacked Four (4) planes.
2. Four (4) planes were intended to hit buildings
3. Three (3) planes did - Two (2) into the World Trade Center (WTC); one (1) with 64 people in it, hit the Pentagon; and one (1) went nose down into a field, because the passengers were about to play kickball with heads of the Muslim Extremists in the cockpit
4. The two (2) planes that hit the WTC caused so much damage the towers fell
5. The one (1) plane that hit the Pentagon blew apart so violently and into so many pieces that the roof fell in
or, The Truther's Story:
1. Three (3) planes were hijacked by suicide pilots from the U.S. Government. Betty Ong, a flight attendant on American Airlines Flight 11 was a plant because she identified the hijackers as "mid-eastern" – that or the government has a cadre of mid-eastern suicide pilots.
2. Two (2) planes flew into the WTC, but they were also carrying missiles and/or bombs that went off in the building right before they hit. And there were already bombs in the basement of the WTC too. People saw them.
3. A secret Government Demolition Crew (GDCs) also put bombs in the WTC and they went off right before each collapse. These were either put in before 9/11 – or they snuck in the buildings during the insanity of the moment and did it (when remains unclear).
4. The government shot down the government suicide pilot flying Flight 93. And this is a crying shame because he was a really good actor. He was doing all that praying to Allah and stuff in the cockpit while those passengers (who had obviously lied about how strong their will to live was), and who were hand-selected by the US Government to die for BushCo tried to tear down the cockpit door.
5. Wait, I forgot - the passengers on Flight 93 did not try to tear down the cockpit door. Those voice recorder sounds were a plant — from a sound studio.
6. A fourth plane, Flight 77, was just plain kidnapped by the government. All the people on that flight either were put in the Witness Protection Program (WPP), duck-walked out to a cornfield and shot, or are being held in Gitmo— right now.
7. The government kidnappers allowed the kidnapped people to talk on their cell phones (and in some cases Airfones©, but it took a few years to figure out that the planes still had Airfones©) before they took them away forever. And don’t be fooled by DNA – it was all burnt up in the towers and in the Pentagon and in Pennsylvania!
8. Then the government sent the surviving suicide pilots off to the Mideast to live with their promised 72 virgins, but they’re still hunting for those virgins, so those guys are kinda mad and are starting to talk. NO VIRGINS GO TO THE MIDEAST TO BE WITH THESE GUYS and they'll really start talking!
9. The government launched a missile at the Pentagon, and of course blew it up.
10. The government planted eyewitnesses all along the highway by the Pentagon who would say they saw a plane fly into the building.
11. Or, the government used mind-control and made all the witnesses think they saw a plane (really should have numbered this 10a).
12. Or, the government used their Super-Secret Holographic Daytime Imager (SSHDI) to convince witnesses that they were actually seeing a plane (really, this should be 10b) - either way, we‘ll get to the bottom of this little puzzle eventually! Although I personally know that George Lucas owns a CGI company that can make these Holograph images – and he’s JEWISH – even though he’s says he’s Methodist, it’s obvious that he’s Jewish – so he’s conspiring with the Government!). [These soulless murderers will stop at nothing! The terrifying cabals and connections (which luckily I am able to put together for you Sheeple) just never ends!]
13. The National Guard pilot of the C-130 Hercules that was requested by Reagan International to track the plane that the government kidnapped (and who was heard over Air Traffic Control channels) reported to the tower that the kidnapped plane had flown into the Pentagon; he is, of course, lying — because he's attached to the military.
14. The Government Plant and Cover-Up Crew (GPCUC) showed up in front of all the Pentagon employees (who can't be trusted in the first place because they work at the Pentagon, and everybody that works at the Pentagon is a liar and part of the conspiracy) and in front of all the Firemen & EMT workers & police, & the mainstream media, (all firefighters in NYC and Washington DC, and all ambulance drivers and all cops and the mainstream media all work for the GPCUC), and started driving through the hole in the Pentagon and all over the lawn, dropping plane pieces and body parts like Easter eggs... only they were really stupid and sometimes they dropped the wrong kind of airplane parts. So it would be assumed they must have blown up all the passengers on the kidnapped plane so that they would have some body parts to spread around. This must have happened at the Secret Government Slaughter Facility (SGSF) where the plane was flown to be destroyed and hidden from sight forever or blown up to make plane pieces to spread around. I’ll get back to you on this pesky little plane problem just as soon as Wikileaks clears this up. Don’t despair, that should happen soon; sooner if the stupid Government would just release all of the security tapes from… somewhere; ah, yes, the Pentagon tapes of the missile hitting the building.
15. Then the stealthy Government Demolition Crew (GDC-S[tealth]) from the WTC arrived at the Pentagon and blew up the roof and wall, so that it would fall in on the hole that does not match the plane that was kidnapped by the government.
16. Then the stealthy Government Demolition Crew (GDC_S[leath]) flew back to the WTC in time to blow up Building 7! They were lucky that Silverstein made the fire department guys keep fighting that pesky fake fire until they could get back. That was a close one! It’s hard to fight a fake fire for that long!
17. Then the stealthy Government Clean-Up Crew (GCUC-S[tealth]) snuck into the WTC debris pile and stole all the steel. [I'm still not clear on why this is so important.]
18. Then the stealthy GCUC-S[tealth] crew flew to the Pentagon and stole all the missile evidence.
19. Then Michael Moore made a lot of money.
20. Then Alex Jones made a lot of money.
21. Then Dylan Avery and a whole lot of other people made a lot of money; making documentaries and writing books and starting cool conspiracy theory websites — and, they got interviewed on TV and started up a really huge argument — worldwide!
22. The government only wanted to attack the Pentagon with a missile, disguised as a plane, to start a war for oil (see BushCo and Blood for Oil), and take over the middle-east (especially lovely, super oil-rich Afghanistan), but Silverstein wanted to collect insurance money and because he's Jewish, he made the government include the World Trade Center complex in the attacks as well. (But, the main reason is Bush is part of the ancient order of freemasons/illuminati that has been in control of all world events since the time of the cavemen. And they’re trying to take over the world by scaring us all, and of course we needed the oil and it would make him rich and he'd get to stay President forever!).
23. Silverstein contacted every single Jew that works in the WTC towers via his stealthy Zionist-shoe-phone and made sure they were on vacation that day. So, there’s your PROOF that all Jews are part of the cover-up, and nearly completely responsible for the WTC attack and collapse (except for Bush & Chaney & Rumsfeld who are also partly responsible – all of this was foretold and setup by the Illuminati and Free Masons years ago and remind me to show you how to fold a dollar bill so that you can see how Benjamin Franklin knew about this as well).
24. To cover all this up the government got their trusty mid-eastern agent, Osama bin Laden (OBL), to confess to it all in a news interview. And we all know he has been on the government payroll in the job description of: "Bad Arab Guy Who Wants To Attack America (BAGWWTAA)" all through the Clinton administration.
So as you can see, The Official Story is just excessively complicated. If you apply Ocaam’s Razor to the two theories, it’s obvious which conclusion you will have to reach! If you don't do this you will remain confused (as I trust you are now, but luckily I sorted this out for you above).