‘Penis snakes’ pop up in — you guessed it — Florida

[JacksinPA]

‘Penis snakes’ pop up in — you guessed it — Florida

This manaconda is constricting the Sunshine State.

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This manaconda is constricting the Sunshine State.

Thought California’s flotilla of “sea penises” wasn’t phallic enough? Enter the “penis snake,” a similarly manhood-shaped invader that’s causing a hubbub in Florida.

“Very little is known about these animals in the wild,” Florida herpetologist Coleman Sheehy told Creative Loafing of the member-evoking creature, which first surfaced in the state two years ago. Authorities had captured a 2-foot-long specimen at the C-4 Canal, near Miami International Airport, and put it in captivity, where it unfortunately died of starvation.
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Obviously a very picky eater.

 

[Mr Person]

And then there are these:

Thousands of ‘penis fish’ wash onto California beach

It’s a bird … it’s a plane … it’s a penis fish? Thousands of “pulsing penis fish” have washed ashore on a California beach, as seen in jarring photos that …

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[JacksinPA]

And then there are these:

Thousands of ‘penis fish’ wash onto California beach

It’s a bird … it’s a plane … it’s a penis fish? Thousands of “pulsing penis fish” have washed ashore on a California beach, as seen in jarring photos that …

nypost.com

I'm sure the penis is one of Nature's favorite designs. So utilitarian.

 

[Phys251]

‘Penis snakes’ pop up in — you guessed it — Florida

This manaconda is constricting the Sunshine State.

nypost.com

This manaconda is constricting the Sunshine State.

Thought California’s flotilla of “sea penises” wasn’t phallic enough? Enter the “penis snake,” a similarly manhood-shaped invader that’s causing a hubbub in Florida.

“Very little is known about these animals in the wild,” Florida herpetologist Coleman Sheehy told Creative Loafing of the member-evoking creature, which first surfaced in the state two years ago. Authorities had captured a 2-foot-long specimen at the C-4 Canal, near Miami International Airport, and put it in captivity, where it unfortunately died of starvation.
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Obviously a very picky eater.

Wait til we get penis snakes on a plane.

 

[JacksinPA]

Wait til we get penis snakes on a plane.

I think most women would agree that there is one place where these critters don't belong.