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Your age eating out.........

Navy Pride

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YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT

>>>Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood
>>>anyway-but your waiter may know!

>>>YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH
>>>
>>
>>>
>>>This is pretty neat.

>>>DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
>>>It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read ...
>>>Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
>>>This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
>>>
>>>1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you
>>>would like to go out to eat.
>>>(more than once but less than 10)
>>>
>>>2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
>>>
>>>3. Add 5
>>>
>>>4. Multiply it by 50
>>>
>>>5. If you have already had your birthday this year add
>>>1757...
>>>If you haven't, add 1756.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
>>>
>>>You should have a three digit number
>>>
>>>The first digit of this was your original number. (I.e., How
>>>many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)
>>>
>>>The next two numbers are
>>>
>>>YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is!!!)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2007) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT
>>>AROUND WHILE IT LASTS
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
 



Hahaha, I didn't understand a word of that (I suck at math).
But it reminds me of a joke I once heard.
Wanna hear a joke?
Okay, let me see if i can remember it.

Two old couples are out for a sunday drive; Bob's driving, Bill's riding in the front, and their wives are in the back.
Bob and Bill are arguing over where to stop for lunch.
"What's the name of that little Italian place out on Route 9?"
"What place?"
"Oh, damn it... help me think. It's a woman's name..."
"Betty. Doris. Ethel."
"No, no... a flower name."
"Petunia."
"No, no... short. A short flower name."
"Rose."
That's it!" Bob turns to his wife in the back seat: "Hey, Rose. What's the name of that little Italian place out on route nine?"

:thinking
 
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you
would like to go out to eat.
(more than once but less than 10)
4
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
8
13
4. Multiply it by 50
650
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757...If you haven't, add 1756.
2407
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number.
429
The first digit of this was your original number. (I.e., How
many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)
Yup
The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is!!!)
Yup, wow :roll:
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2007) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT
AROUND WHILE IT LASTS

Guess what, I can take a standard tape measure, extend it out, bend it back on your age and read your birthday, now gimmy a ****ing cookie!
 
YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT
>>>THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2007) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT
>>>AROUND WHILE IT LASTS

Good one Navy! I'll do my share to clog up the internet tubes by sending this out to friends and family
 
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