The name's B Cool. I'm here to show the world how to be cool. I'm not good at much but I know cool. HMU if you need advice on being cool and not an annoying lame.
Cool people never say HMU.
Good thing I didn't mean it.
Kind of hard not to notice.I don't know if you've noticed, Cool... but the world is run by the annoying lames.
All the cool guys are bagging groceries.
Who said anything about work?Howdy Doody, B Cool!! Welcome to the forum!
I've always thought that being cool was all about caring what other people think about you so much that you had to create a persona that others think is cool. Why work to be a fake person? Why not just be yourself and not give a rat's ass whether people think you are cool or not?
I did some advance research. It's hard work being cool.Who said anything about work?
Kind of hard not to notice.
I think you're overestimating the effort needed to reach baseline cool. You can still watch anime, beat off, or wear reading glasses or whatever. Cool is much more fundamental than that. It's a consideration for your environment. It's a respect and mutual understanding between sapient creatures. There are plenty of life forms that reject cool of course: houseflies, Hippos, rabid dogs, the mentally handicapped, mosquitoes, Zionists, ICE, ISIS, Ukrainian Banderites. These groups cannot build, create, learn, or pontificate. They are reactionary creatures. As an evolved mammal, ever-seeking further personal growth, I choose to harness the power still observed widely in modern capybaras: the power of cool. That is the power to stay calm and think, plan, consider, and accept. Only then can one approach objective reality pragmatically. If one finds they are "better" off not being cool, and instead find their abilities and virtues maximized via hyper-emotional expenditure, I would say such thoughtfulness and acknowledgment of their capabilities/limits should indeed be considered an alternate manifestation of cool. Cool looks different on different people and species and no one is cool all the time. But cool is a state all life forms should aspire to no matter what their beliefs. But maybe I'm wrong. Can you name or describe someone better off being uncool or a society better off allowing uncoolness to run rampant?So then what's so great about being "cool"?
Isn't it better for all of us to just be whoever we are?
It's hard being other people. It's not hard to find the cool version of yourself. Just imagine yourself not bothering anyone and that's nearing peak cool. Every smile you put on someone's face after that is just bonus cool points. Give it a shot.I did some advance research. It's hard work being cool.
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