Musk's experiment, in other words, showed that at least 80% of his payroll wasn't doing much of anything at all. They're the ones you saw listening to their podcasts and ordering $40 salads and of course uploading cute videos of themselves to TikTok. This is the documented work product of one Twitter employee from the Atlanta office.
ATLANTA TWITTER EMPLOYEE: Hey guys, come to work with me at Twitter in Atlanta. This was my first time going into the office in such a long time, but it was nice to have a change of scenery from my apartment... For lunch, we decided to go downstairs to [a restaurant]. If you haven't tried it before, it’s a Black-owned restaurant inside of Ponce market. We ordered the quesadillas with tots and also got a "fancy pants" cocktail. They were all really good, so I’ll definitely be back. After lunch, we came back upstairs to an extremely empty office, but honestly we were just so proud of productivity. After work, we went back downstairs to [a restaurant] to reward ourselves with some after-work margaritas.
Rewarding ourselves! That's what they're doing at Twitter's Atlanta office. They're drinking at lunch and trying to become famous on TikTok. Looks fun, but it's not, as a math question, a huge addition to the bottom line, but we want to be fair, so let's check in with Twitter HQ in San Francisco. San Francisco is where all the tech people live, all the geniuses from Stanford, the ones who actually learned to code. So, what's their workday like? Once again, for the answer, we go to TikTok.
SAN FRANCISCO TWITTER EMPLOYEE: Welcome to a day in my life as a Twitter employee. So, this past week went to SF for the first time at a Twitter office. Badged in, honestly took a moment to just soak everything in. What a blessing. Also, started my morning off with an iced macho. Perfect. Then I had a meeting. So quickly scheduled one of these pod rooms which were so cool, they’re literally noise-canceling. Took my meeting, got ready for lunch, look how delicious this food looks. Oh my goodness, I was so overwhelmed. Then made my way down to this log cabin area, I don’t know what this is, but it was really cool. Played some foosball with my friends to kind of unwind a bit, also found this really cool meditation room.